Originally posted on 01/09/2013:

I went into the casino for the first time yesterday.
Tried my hand at roulette. It went something like this:

$5 on black------------>RED
$5 on black------------>RED
$5 on black------------>RED
$5 on black------------>RED
$5 on black------------>RED
$5 on black------------>RED
$5 on red-------------->BLACK
$5 on red-------------->BLACK
$5 on red-------------->BLACK
$1 on red-------------->RED
$5 on red-------------->BLACK
$5 on red-------------->BLACK
$5 on red & black----->GREEN

It was worth every point. Hilarious.