Originally posted on 12/14/2012:

"On the 12 days of Christmas, SBR poker gave to me..."

12 shitty orbits
11 losing tourneys
10 off suit hole cards
9 bluffing callers
8 major suckouts
7 ghost players
6 newbies winning
5 bitch threads started by meeeee!
4 busted straights
3 blinds left
2 drawing dead
....and a river card that always fuk's me!