Originally posted on 11/13/2012:

About to quit fantasy sports...so what the hell maybe this would get me back in it. Been playing fantasy sports since 1995 when it was done through the mail and on the phone. Have over 3000 posts on Rotoworld. About 4 years ago I got to be such a fantasy doofus I could name the starting lineup, rotations, and bullpen of every MLB team and their top 15 prospects. Not quite that much of a loser now. Play in a tough rotoworlders football league with a few mods and another with David grey and some other writers whose names eludes me.

Turn ons: Texas, Dallas cowboys, Steaks, hot sauce

Turn offs: hippies, crazy liberals, Germans, people who don't like Texas.

I would be open to being the poker mod too.