Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=16226688'>posted</a> on 10/02/2012:

Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
I moved from DET to the sticks for 3 months to finish a project. Story from the wknd.

1) Had some


2) Went to a

3) Girls say Where are you from? Your accent and look is so different.

4) Buy one of them a

5) Buy to my buddy's house.

6) Here's some for a taxi.

7) Off to another bar to meet buddy for

8) He is outside . with some guy.

9) Suddenly, guy in face. Cheap shot.

10) I step up.




11) He says. 3 big guys behind him. Trapped.

12) "Wait," he says to me "It's V(my name), right?."

13) Yes, I say

14) I'm ____. Remember me from that Bob Dylan concert?

15) I say

16) One of our other friends--much older, 50s--steps out. See's commotion. , he gives a look only. No words.

17) Guy says who is that? I see him around here all the time. Let me ask you. Is he Italian Mafia??

18) Ask him, I say.

19) Apologies to my friend. He :laughs: Drunk. Unfazed.

20) They our hands. Try to create

21) They offer to buy us a .

22) We say

23) I go home and

Look at this brokefukk dikk doing all the work for a measly 20pts.. GFY you fukking bum..