Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=16153098'>posted</a> on 09/25/2012:

The main problem with Rogan is that he refuses to accept the fact he is on that phaggy time. People have questioned his sexuality even before his whole butch queer transformation after smoking weed for the first time when he was focking 30 and acting like he had some kinda spirtual awakening which most people experienced when they were in junior focking highschool.

Rogan really is a complete and utter joke, except to the little phagets who idolize him and actually listen to his show and think he has any idea about what he is saying. Only thing Rogan seems to be really sure of is the superiority of the metal muay thai cups and the exact method used to tie the thing in a dudes ass.

Rogan's life...

- gets bullied in school for being a phaget
- takes up taekwondo in a failed attempt to grow a dick
- becomes an actor, unclear if he even attended post secondary education
- smokes weed for first time at 30
- Begins taking steroids and covers his body in mma style tattoos
- declares himself an authority on all topics including human evolution, sociology and egyptology
- forced to sell sex toys designed for males to boys in order to supplement his income because he only really works part time as a ufc announcer and his full time job is being a hack comic and pushing fleshlights while he drones on endlessly.