Originally posted on 08/12/2012:

Herbie, you are wasting your breath, to be a conservative is to be a walking contradiction. They are pro-life yet pro death penalty and pro war. They can't stand government getting into a citizens personal business, but want laws banning abortion and gay marriage. They hate welfare, unless it corporate welfare or subsidizing farms. They don't know any better. Opie lives in a state that wants evolution, and cell formation removed from textbooks.

Opie never had a chance.