Here's the deal, pal....the gays are only gay as a choice. Its simply something to gain them attention. Usually its some kid who never really fit in, and when he comes across a group of gays, they welcome him. All he has to do is declare himself a gay, and he's got instant friends.
You know, pal, the gays have a very strong recruitment policy. I'm not privy to what you get for each referral....but I imagine they make it a pretty sweet deal. I'm sure the gifts are nice. Most of them have fabulous taste.