Originally posted on 07/28/2012:

Vegas 2010 was paco's bash. Everyone wanted to meet the dude because his thread had like 2 million views or something like that. Then the fuker fell asleep at the Noir Bar


Costa Rica 2011 really there wasn't any expectations because there was only like 8 of us down there


Vegas 2012 is shari's bash. Bunch of horny fukers trying to get it on with her. What will be the tragic result of this year's bash?

a) shari gets ****** up as soon as the Friday night event starts, pukes while making out with a poster, then takes a shit in the corner while loshak gets it all on tape.

b) a battle royale style fight breaks out between 38 posters trying to take shari to their room. Mayan and BIGDAY are left but even with his crazy wrestling moves BIGDAY is unable to bring Mayan to the ground because of his larger than life quads and hammies. The 2 fuckers continue to battle until they both fall to the ground with exhaustion. Shari tells them that thanks to their effort, they both deserve her and she's ready to get it on 3-way. The 2 poor fuckers are so tired they don't even answer, the dude cleaning the room after the event gets lucky.

c) shari reveals to everyone she is packing 10" and just wants to get it out there before anything goes down. Her fan club increases twofold.