Originally posted on 07/25/2012:

I nominate myself:

Not a broke dik fukk
Shower daily, sometimes twice a day and with my own paid for water
Own a house
Change clothes daily
Have enough outfits to only have to repeat a shirt once a week
Has sex on a weekly/semi weekly basis
Holds down steady employment
Hasnt eaten a TV dinner in years
NEVER applied for personal loan to pay off gambling debts
Doesnt think he was an NHL goalie or lawyer
Doesnt need guy on guy porn playing in the background to stay erect
All around good guy
Swinger once reffered to me as the Barry Gibb of SBR