[Inkwell77]

Originally posted on 07/23/2012:

Try this shit at dinner with wife and friends and see how it turns out if you think that is where it would be appropriate. You will run back here for the internet abuse instead of the dirty looks and potential man neutering you will get from dinner guest with sense.

You just have to play it out right.

Dad: "Yeah. this world is going down the shitter. What the **** is going on in this world, people are shooting up movie theaters, it's just not right."

Gambling son: "**** yeah dad, it's messed up. I had $100 on Batman selling more than $160 million in ticket sales and I lost because of that tool"

Dad: "Son, show some respect, is everything always about your goddamn bets?"

Gambling son: "Well there was expected value. The majority of estimates before the premiere was $160 million plus easily and I was only laying -130 so it was cool."

Dad: (shakes head)