Originally posted on 07/14/2012:

The Pirates ran aground last night in Milwaukee as the Brewers poured it on and caused Hondo's nasty numeral to grow to 1,440 sisks.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will give the ball to Tony "The Genius" La Russa's least favorite pitcher -- R.A. Dickey. -- units on Bill Maher's Mets.