Originally posted on 07/10/2012:

I use to be but realized the person who got my organs would die on the spot.

I drink liquor ever morning, afternoon, and night.

My liver will fail by 35.

Cheeseburger diet will cause heart failure shortly after.

Brain is filled with images of strippers and alcohol.

No use to science.

Gotta go. Onlooker just posted on my Facebook wall. Gotta like it.