You need to understand sumpthin right from jumpstreet, girl.
Unlike The Giant, I am not a submissive.
Consequently, *I* will be calling the shots in our relationship. I am the Dom. I am the man.
You are but the woman. Please learn your place... and learn it quickly.
You should also know that -- while I definitely like you -- you are trailing badly to Shari in the race for my affection. You really, really need to pick up your game if you even hope to stand a chance, sweetheart.
Just sayin'...
Also, FYI, a woman that doesn't know her shit is a turn-off for me. Another strike for you.
(saying Yanks win when they lose, etc...)
In the World Cup, I RAISED ALL-IN... I did not call. Big difference, Hon.
Of course, this astounding lack of poker knowledge is no surprise here on SBR.
I'm now convinced you had a hand in helping Lou and DiggityDaggityDo program last weekend's HU tourney.
So... you better start cleaning all this up and getting your act together soon, cupcake.
Otherwise, you won't have a prayer of ever gettin with me.