[ChalkyDog]

If I had a girlfriend, Game 4 wouldn't mean s*** to me, because I've seen at least 15 other Game 4s of The Finals in my lifetime. I'm so desperate that I'd just go with her and be happy that someone is willing to go to a movie with me.

And that's exactly why I'm single and have the freedom to watch any game I want tonight.

But, you know, different guys have different standards and different levels of self worth ... I'd man up and tell her to get in the kitchen. It'll probably make her really wet to see you bossing her around like that. lol.

This is fukking sad. Don't listen to this guy.

You want some advice. Nut on the girls face and tell her it's a baby shower.

Tell her god will punish you for watching snowwhite instead of the NBA finals, and will give you impotence for the rest of your relationship.