In the left corner, weighing in at 309lbs - standing at 5ft4.....BIGDDDDDDOFBAAAAAA!



In the right corner, with a grid full of gold and a PHD in NBA analytics....GoooooooaaaaaT Milk...



Here are the rules:
-Please keep the # of homer threads to a minimum and use this thread for your
-Please keep your blows high, and be sure to cause psychological damage via the internet to each other
-Loser needs to plaster "I Love the Heat/Thunder" (opposite team) in their signature until next NBA season.