There once was a man with fat skin,
who got owned in a vid by Jonelyn.
In the SBR world he was a star,
but now he watches from afar,
and eats bacon by the bin.

This man combed his hair with grease,
while trying to mount beasts.
His blackjack skills were legit,
he used a towel to clean up his shit,
and his SBR days have ceased.