Things that piss me off:

#1 on the list....when my socks get wet....nothing worse
#2 When I sneeze when I am taking a piss and it gets all over
#3 When there is a pube stuck on the soap
#4 When dudes go tanning
#5 When people wake me up before I am ready
#6 When someone asks me "Can you do me a really important favor?" and then it is something incredibly easy like getting a can of soda...get it yourself turd
#7 When I have a shirt that has been sitting on a hanger too long so it gets those indents on the shoulders so I can't wear the shirt anymore without looking stupid
#8 People who talk during movies
#9 Tangled cords behind the tv