surprise surprise the two players named here

I think we need to make a Tennis Forum dictionary soon.

dogshit: usually any player ending in "ko"

BDS: big dick server ie Raonic

Jellohead: SBR Lou's favourite player (Jelena Jankovic)

"Tennis is so easy to bet!": Said after someone wins a -1200 fave in the first round of a Slam

"FUKK TENNIS": Posted after someone loses multiple -1200 faves in the 2nd and 3rd rounds of a Slam. *They are never usually seen again in the Tennis Forum.

Potato: Potito Starace

The Onion: Flavio Cipolla

Cokehead: too many to list; usually in reference to one Richard Gasquet though

Fat Dave, Fatty, Fatty Boombah: David Nalbandian

Fed-Ex, Kleen-ex (lately): Roger Federer

Wawa, Stan the Man with Boobs: Wawrinka

Clown, Dickmunch, Connoisseur of Martinis in random nightclubs when he should be resting for a match the next day, Worst player to bet on ever: Gael Monfils

The Bottler: Samantha Stosur

The Pusher: Caroline Wozniacki


Too many more to list.