This is not a joke, I am 100% serious. It seems it's all about effort, and not skill.

How to cap an NBA Game:

1. Determine effort level of players, will they show up? Did they just sign a big contract? or need sponsor?
2. Avoid road teams playing in LA, New York, Miami, as they will go out the night before and party cause they be hommies, so they will be hungover and dehydrated
3. Determine top motivating coaches and those will be power rankings
4. The team with the most white players, they will play to final buzzer so this is good in betting "OVER"
5. If hommies have late games, they will be having the "ITIS" because of eating late, and will be sluggish, so bet the "UNDER"