well you all know Dwightie is our in house semi-retarded, easy to make fun of, R.
Well guys and gals I think he is on his way out and will probably announce any day now that he is a proud gay. Nothing wrong with that at all, but why is it almost all the R that hide this. It confuses me.

Yesterday Dwightie asked me if I want to be his pen pal. Really, check it out. Today he blows me kisses on one of his latest replies, this is fine but I am trying to tell him that I am not interested without hurting his feelings.

Poor Dwightie.