Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
30yrs ago i hooked with this black chick and she was huge, I mean BIG. You could sit a baby on the top of her ass like a highchair

She was so fat and with her short arms she was unable to wipe her azz after taking a dump. So... how did she clean up?

She had a pair of knee high white athletic socks hanging over the shower rod. After the dump she would wet one sock in the sink and swing it through her legs and catch it with her other hand on the backside. Then like a log saw she would start sawing front to back up in her crack. Then repeat with 2nd dry sock
lol I think I seen you on tv.