Originally posted on 12/03/2007:

BOYS I CAN REMEMBER A FEW YEARS AGO I WAS FIGHTING WITH A PRIEST FATHER RYAN AT THE ST. MARYS CHURCH.MY LOVELY WIFE IS VERY RELIGOUS SHE ACTUALL TEACHES CCD CLASSES WELL ANYWAY I WAS DOWN AND OUT SO I WENT TO FATHER RYAN FOR HELP.NOBODY KNEW I WAS AT CHURCH BECAUSE I WAS GETTING BURRIED GAMBLING SO AFTER MASS I WAS STANDING OUT FRONT OF THE CHURCH WITH MY WIFE AND FATHER RYAN COMES BY AND TALKS TO HER I AM THINKING TO MYSELF I WONDER IF FATHER RYAN IS A GAMBLER HE IS A LUCKY BASTARD HE WINS THE BINGO GAMES AND DONATES THE MONEY BACK TO ST MARYS.WELL ANYWAY THE CONVERSATION WENT TO FOOTBALL I ASKED FATHER RYAN IF HE WATCHES FOOTBALL HE SAID HE IS A BIG FAN I CANT BELIEVE I ACTUALLY SAID THIS TO A PRIEST BUT I DID MY WIFE NEVER HAS FORGIVEN ME FOR EMBARRASSING HER I ASKED FATHER RYAN (DO YOU THINK THE PATS WILL COVER THE NUMBER THIS WEEK) FATHER RYAN LOOKED AT ME LIKE I HAD TWO HEADS AND SAID YEH I LIKE THE PATRIOTS TO WIN THE GAME.THE PATRIOTS LOST LIKE 28 TO 7 AND I HAVENT PUT A PENNY IN THE COLLECTION BOX SINCE THE WAY I FIGURE IT FATHER RYAN AND ST.MARYS CHURCH ARE ON MAKE UP TO ME FOR THAT SHIT PICK FATHER RYAN GAVE ME.

PRIEST ARE THE WORST GAMBLERS IN THE WORLD FATHER RYAN MAN I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT I THINK HE GAVE ME A LOSER ON PURPOSE HE LOVES MY WIFE BUT HE HATES ME AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU I AM NOT TO THRILLED WITH HIM