GUARANTEE I could take this fukk. I almost yelled at him last night on the field, but too many kiddos were around......
I was gonna go, "Hey Inge.....how 'bout you stop bouncing around out there like some hopped-up midget, wipe that goofy, underdog grin off your face, grow out that annoying crew cut....and just shut your high-energy, motor runnin', scrappy hustlin' goof mouth!!"
....but I didn't.