6:00AM..............Shower, got some new device I put on tile (suction) It is the closest thing to a real ass. It is made of rubber but feels read..marketman no need to lube up because of warm shower water...need I say more?? It is the greatest device I ever bought
Price: Priceless

7:00AM......Post in my robe while drinking tea and having biscuits

8:30AM ..Check my cameras to see if anyone touched my fukkin land previous night

9:00AM....Laps in street..usually 60 yrd sprints, chinups , pushups....dips

10:00AM....Take a ride around City looking for Paid Trim, buy soem coke if around

11:00AM ...Go to deli and get cole cuts, rolls for games , talk with a few sharps at table, everyone shakes my hand as they know I am sharp and asks who I like

12:00AM.....Check my garden and talk with the trees

12:30PM....Usually do a line or two and bet the games

1:00PM..Kickoff, post, walk the rooster..eat a few sandwiches

2:15PM...Usually get horny and start watching porn and then make mad dash to bedroom and have fun with my projector, shaftmaster
Turn all lights out, project porn on my ceiling so it looks liek broads sitting on my face or are on top of me while I get shafmaster going, have to run 200 ft extension cord to shaftmaster because not much power upstairs..put the rooster in the device and the thing is great, electric fukkin suction, I go crazy, most of time I put towel in my mouth so nobody hears me moan. Clean up *** and everything

3:15PM...watch second halfs of early games

4:00PM ..late game bets..watch

5:00PM..usually get horny again and call a porn line/web cam porn and get off that way or try to..like for $50 an hr talk with hot chicks that actually want to meet me...we fuk around for a while

6:00PM..back to football..post of course in between all of this shit

7:00PM usually do some e-mailing..try and get posters to send me pics so I can picture face with posters

8:00PM...bet late stuff..order a fukkin pie..sprinklie with with pepper....soda
8:45 PM..while watching foots have desert (strawberries and chocolate) saw it on porn, cake, ice cream, whip cream with chocolate bananas.....cookies

9:30PM...watch football, post, drink a little champagne

10:30PM..night all horned up ready to do ANYTHING....post, try and call chicks to go out most hang up on me

11:30PM....struggling with myself, I usually break down, reflect on everything, get a big mirror and stare in it, scream, cry , see myself and what a fukkin loser I look like..I am a mess late at night post strange stuff..why me..why bald..why small rooster..why angry

12:30AM fuk it and do coke, scream a lot, go over days betting figures...strip down get into bed angry and usually spread out like 100 porn magazines and hump them all and try to get off..most of time fail

1:30 AM..exhausted from posting, fall asleep