Winner winner chicken dinner
I broke a few hearts last week, so how do you like the ol’ Prick now boys
A bunch of you contest whores were counting on some of them SBR pizzas wouldntya
Ain’t gonna hurt to many of you fat huggers to go hungry for a week or two so just take that SBR titty out of your mouth
And speakin of titties Im sorry I am late with this but I had me a couple of big titty trailer park bitches and we were drunk for a couple days and I had to take care of some business
But hey Im not gonna gloat on my winnings or nothing, its kinda like when you score a touchdown act like you been there before son specially if your team was getting waxed by five scores
Anyway were back for more BTP7 Week 3 all year long this gig sponsored by the fabulous SBR sports book resort? And casino where dreams really do come true
(laughs) you gotta be fudging sh1ttin me on that one
So ring the bell cause schools in session boys
Jjgold you still got some of dem ** Hammer you fukkin garden gnome
Anyway Vandy plus 15 and a hook
Way to may points here, them cocks aint gonna score two better than anyone in the SEC except Kentucky maybe
This ain’t your daddys doors That whiny bitch Spurrier aint gonna let his Mexican quarterback air it out, Maybe even the doors stay close and win the dam game
Utah St under the posted total of 57 Utes and Rams are playing this game between the 20’s all night long, don’t overthink the squares my models got the final at 24-17 which comes way under
Carolina Panthers -3, wheres all them haters that feared little Cammy was gonna bust its too early to hang off this kids nutsack but so far she showed he belongs
Jags are fukkin garbage and Carolina still sucks but they win this one anyway
Chicago Bears +3 on a hook night and day Bears at home against the Bears on the road
Pack is gonna score but damit so is the Bears, that Greenbay defense gotta blitz and Cutlers gonna make em pay
I’ll take the NFL homedawg most every freakin Sunday
Step up and take your free shot ladies
The old prick gonna do it back to back
Odds aren’t in my favor but us pros don’t worry about that kinda malarkey anyway
I gotta keep your grubbly little paws outa my pockets
Go ahead and start whining an cussing now boys cause Im runnin the table again
You wanna eat? You best get a fukkin job or foodstamps or start shoplifiting or something
No free cheese at SBR this week either so yall just sit on that right there (holds up midde finger) you primadonna ballerina mother fukkers