Holy friggin crap what a beating I took
Excuse my appearance boys, but I just got out of a hot tub behind my trailer park with a couple bitches
Anyway I kind felt like tina after Ike was done wit her
Of course none of you ankle bitters don’t know nothing about that
Ike knew hot to dot an I is all Im sayin
If you ever need your ol' lady beat up just call Ike Turner
Were wuz ah
Kinda like those picks they gave me too?
Pro’s like me don’t lose no sleep over bad week, got a whole season ahead and all sorts of shit gonna happen there before the fat lady sings
Here we go again, still sponsored by the SBR Sportsbook and Casion where dreams really do come true
Walker do I still get paid if I quit spouting that goof ass slogan there son?
Nuttin I’d rader do than impress you checkle heads all day, but I god sthi to do
Down to business sheeps so get your pencials ready cause next week theres gonna be a quiz
Beat the Prick 7 week 2
Heres the lock girls
WVU Pllllus one, this mountaineer squad ain’t no pretender they gonna whoop this terps squad for the 7th straight time
Bama under 53 on a hook, little Nicky Saban aint goona let the tide score 53 and the mean green soaring eagles ain’t gonna score any
Savor that any way you want to boys, but no chance this gets above 41
Greenbay Packers over 46, little Cammy Newton probably moves snough to get half that number
Packers probably move enough to get all 46 by themselves
Hot ‘lanata Falcons +2.5, dem didry birds is a live home dog this week
I ain’t drank that Miami heater Philly dream team Kool-aid just yet
Step on up and take a shot at the free cheese there boys pretty sure I’m runnin the table on ya’ll bitches so ya’ll just wasting your time
Michael Jack Weber Corbin Dolbin slash Sethlin Gold How ya doin buddy
This ain’t no fuggin threat you fuggin pigmy, but if I ain’t poster of the month for September Carol and little Jeffrey both gonna get the delivered special
Squeel like a piggy Jeffrey
Not though that you’d love it the shit out of there you fuggin dwarf
Anyway I gotta go here boys I aint got all night to talk to your fugly mugs
I got weed to smoke and girls to do
So as always ya’ll just sit on that right there (raises middle finger)
You primadonna ballerina mother fukkers