Originally posted on 08/31/2011:

Quote Originally Posted by poochiecollins View Post
Someone summarize what happened? Between skipping, I watched maybe a minute of it.
*Large women begin by exchanging pleasantries..."Bitch", "Ho" seem to be the special words of the day. Was hoping for maybe a "heifer" to be verbally launched, but would not have been especially stinging given the colossal structure of all parties involved.....

*After the usual posturing, arm gesticulating and several aborted assaults, the earth-skaking conflict begins. It is a major letdown. Some hair pulling, heavy-cushioned slapping and collision of jelly-belly rolls. The assembled savages voice their approval however.....

*The high-point of the Battle now ensues, as one of the "gladiators" proceeds with an artillery assault that drives back her assailants, raining a withering hail of chairs down in the direction of her mortal enemies. Her aim is off, but the clusterbomb missile assault achieves the purpose of driving the barbarians back into the deep, dark depths from whence they emerged.....

*Gathered masses mill around for a minute or so, communicating in what might have been some dialect of early english, circa 5,000BC. Stopped watching with roughly a minute remaining, but by this point the Great Denny's Clash of 2011 had almost certainly run its course.....