nice jeans pal

if they were any tighter you prikk they would be ballet tights

thats why she pushed your hand away

stick to banging senior citizens

did she foot the bill at applebees you fukkin tightwod

who the fukk gets there pic taken at applebees on a first date

you asked another patron to take your pic

id be fukkin embarassed to be eating at applebees. i wouldnt want there to be any proof it happened

whys your fukkin gear so tight son