I've been texting this same girl back and forth, the one i'm trying to bang.

she was like ohhh what did u do today?

i lied and said, "its hot as hell out there today so i went to the pool. now im going out to eat at california pizza kitchen with some friends".

meanwhile i am staying at home in my AC staring at fukking lines all day.

trying to make believe like i have some sort of social life here. i know half the board can relate to this too.