WHAT THE **** man.

I am sitting there checking out at the grocery store, and theres this massive sweaty monster in front of me with gray sweatpants on, must have been all of 400lbs, and out of nowhere I hear PLTLURLUTLURLUTLURTLRURLUTLRRRRLRLLP and the back of his pants just start filling with piss/shit combination and he's looking around innocently while the smell overwhelms me..

I MEAN SERIOUSLY MAN.

WHAT THE>...................!@#%! ? YOU JUST SHIT YOUR PANTS!

So I turn around like what the fuk is that smell and the guy starts waddling toward the fuking exit and waddles all the way to his car at the speed of a turtle.

I have never seen anything like that in my life, smell still haunting my pallet.

I cant believe what I just saw. ugh.