[cant call it]

How can I become a member of the Entitled 7? Does one have to die first? Are any relatively close to death? Is there an app I need to fill out?

Application to Join My Secret Society
APPLICATION FOR THE SECRET SOCIETY (TM)

Name:

Real Name:

Code Number:

Position Applying for:

Previous Experience: ( ) Illuminati ( ) Skull and Bones ( ) Bildebergers ( ) Free Mason ( ) Reasonably Priced Mason
( ) Jesuit ( ) International Banker ( ) CIA ( ) KGB ( ) TLA*
( ) Girl Scouts ( ) New York Yankees Fan ( ) Martha Stewart stock trading ( ) Terrell Owens Free Agency ( ) Klingon Ladies' Auxiliary and Terrorist Society

* Three Letter Agency

Why do You Want to Secretly Control the World? (Answers in essay form. Applications will be judged on neatness, grammar, and spelling, unless it's meant to be passing a secret code.)

Swiss Bank Account Number:

When Can You Start?

No, It's When We Say You Can Start.

No, We're Not Kidding


The Secret Society--Dominating the World Since (Classifed)