would have paid to see this, would have been a classic video
zeta i fukin want to get to nyc and we will creep on broads together, zeta i shaved my head i look like fukin vin diesel
zeta we will hit the town and people will think we are vin diesel and billy baldwin hanging out in the city together
zeta just have confidence these broads are pathetic and they know it, just fukin joke around with them, if they start acting insane then just move on
never forget that basically you are dealing with insane asylum inmates who should be locked up, but we let them roam the street because they are cute
zeta you are the man, move on and in a few days you will barely remember the name of any chick who stood you up
zeta if she gets in touch again just be like "dude you are acting fishy I'm not down for that" call her dude, she will love it
if she says she really does want to go out again be like "well maybe if you take me to a nice restaurant"
fuk around with them they love it