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    Quote Originally Posted by GELATINOUS CUBE View Post
    Right, i guess i'm saying why is mcdonald's drive thru open at 3 am and not the bathrooms?? There bathrooms should be open all night, screw the meatburgers.

    Also why didn't a.p. Just stop and take a whizz in the parking lot???

    It's not like he can't afford a $90 ticket.
    Meatburgers? I thought the discussion was about a McDonalds here.

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    The biggest question is why is a multi millionaire eating Mcd's. Shit is god awful

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    Adrian Peterson is not gonna make the hall of fame from this

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJFtheGenius View Post
    nothing new

    AP could not hold it
    needs more love

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    Alfie... Haha.

    Whatever it is... I don't think even carnivores eat it.

    Of course they serve us garbage on purpose to degrade us, not because they can't afford to provide better food.

    I was saying meatburgers cuz they don't have mcveggie burgers, even though 20+% of people i know are more or less vegetarians.

    The question is why didn't a.p. Just take a dump in his hummer and buy a new one??
    Answer is pro atheletes don't make as much as were told either..

    Anyway i'll shut up before masu starts making threats over the internet (a federal crime).

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    Good stuff Bobby. GL today

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    Hah. Love the Brett farve comment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackbeSSt View Post
    i guess popeye's wasn't open at 3am huh ap?
    Hahhaah. Paging Madtiger, Paging Madtiger

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    Quote Originally Posted by keyboarding View Post
    Funniest part is when she thinks of being an assistant manager at McDonald's a "career".
    I heard the managers can make 90K, and the assistant managers 60k. That might not be a lot of money but considering a lot of them are immigrants and come from humble beginnings that's not bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GELATINOUS CUBE View Post
    Well if McD's was open what's the problem?? Who goes to McD's for anything besides to take a piss?
    I used to take shits there.

    Sunday morning after a night of heavy booze and sleeping over my girlfriends house. I had 2 options.
    1) Blow up her bathroom and take my chances with the rinky dink flusher
    2) Go to a nearby Mcdonalds, shit my brains out and stank up the public restroom and the power flusher.


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    career

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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!...

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    No reason at all for her to be fired. Pisses me off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by C-Gold View Post
    I used to take shits there.

    Sunday morning after a night of heavy booze and sleeping over my girlfriends house. I had 2 options.
    1) Blow up her bathroom and take my chances with the rinky dink flusher
    2) Go to a nearby Mcdonalds, shit my brains out and stank up the public restroom and the power flusher.

    FUK!!...I think i know u...or not. I managed a McDs' in Van Nuys on the strip 78/80...almost every Sunday morning this pigass fat slob would be waiting at the door for us to open and spend a gooood 20 mins in bathroom...LOL!!

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    McRib Combo Meal: $5.90.

    Adrian Peterson's salary: $5.9 million.

    Getting a Mickey D's assistant manager fired cause you really need to drop a deuce: Priceless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gamble View Post
    that is a good question, what he was doing there at 3 am looking to take a leak
    According to AD, "it was an emergency!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by billyloco View Post
    FUK!!...I think i know u...or not. I managed a McDs' in Van Nuys on the strip 78/80...almost every Sunday morning this pigass fat slob would be waiting at the door for us to open and spend a gooood 20 mins in bathroom...LOL!!
    Hahaha. I certainly wouldn't roll in at opening. I'd wake up hung over after boozing until 2-3am.

    Not a fat ass slob, more like a hung over muscle head wreaking of alcohol.

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