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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Robert Kraft got engaged


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    Kermit
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    I am sure she's in it for the love. At least she is in her 40's.

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    eidolon
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    Have they boned yet?
    If not, will they ever?

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    KVB
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    Treeemendous!!!

    They look so happy together.


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    They need to have the wedding at the FL “suckeee suck” massage parlor, and the reception to follow at Cheetah’s

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    Hey, wait a minute. Isn't she one of the "message therapists" at the place he was busted at in Florida?????

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    Women are so fukking usable lol

    Why marry this? Guy could have a legit polyamorous relationship w any trio of good looking gals

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Women are so fukking usable lol

    Why marry this? Guy could have a legit polyamorous relationship w any trio of good looking gals
    Could be elder abuse.

    Is he of sound mind?


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    watch him live another 10 years
    assuming we are still here

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    Good for him

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    She doesn't have to put out. He gets tugs and pulls at the massage parlor. She's in a win-win situation.

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    Watch her inherit the Pats and move them to Orlando

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    congratulations to robert kraft

    fuk the haters

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Watch her inherit the Pats and move them to Orlando
    His son would have to be mentally challenged to let that happen. my guess is Johnny Kraft will keep her around for the players, so they can have a good time with her

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    suger daddy probably misses his trips to the spas

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    Looks like a cute couple. I wish them the best

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tanko View Post
    Hey, wait a minute. Isn't she one of the "message therapists" at the place he was busted at in Florida?????
    She was probably the owner

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    Pre-nup for the suckeee sucker
    So if Jones turns out to be a “player”, she will set her sights on him next

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    He’s 80, the eye doctor is 47.
    she must not be a very good eye doctor, as she has “Ray Charles” eyes

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    strange couple there kind of silly actually

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    strange couple there kind of silly actually
    seems fine to me... they're both consenting adults.. no?

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    I'll be looking forward to madden on ps2 tonight and dinner from microwave.

    Might see Batman movie in a couple weeks...

    .....yay......

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    she gonna regret it when she getting humped by him lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    she gonna regret it when she getting humped by him lol
    No she won't, it was done purely for greed.
    Another version of the women who whore for 1000s of dollars to wealthy people out of country.

    I'm not using whore as a negative term. The world needs more

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    This guy can't get a break from SBR posters.

    He goes to a massage parlor he gets hammered.

    Then he decides to date and after 3 years get engaged and gets hammered again.

    What does he have to do to please SBR posters?

    The man is happy. Let him be!
    Last edited by pavyracer; 03-07-22 at 08:27 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    This guy can't get a break from SBR posters.

    He goes to a message parlor he gets hammered.

    Then he decides to date and after 3 years get engaged and gets hammered again.

    What does he have to do to please SBR posters?

    The man is happy. Let him be!
    yes. let both of them be happy. 99% of all humans may be dead by Christmas 2022 .
    Unfortunately It really feels possible now

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    This guy can't get a break from SBR posters.

    He goes to a message parlor he gets hammered.

    Then he decides to date and after 3 years get engaged and gets hammered again.

    What does he have to do to please SBR posters?

    The man is happy. Let him be!
    We know you hate old white people…why bitch now?

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    Lucky guy

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    Did he bang Jeannie Buss too?

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    When you have money, women will find something cute on you. Ask Flava Flav.

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    lmao she should be hung.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post
    Have they boned yet?
    If not, will they ever?
    I'm not sure if he can get it up with a crane and a boatload of Vitamin K

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mac4Lyfe View Post
    When you have money, women will find something cute on you. Ask Flava Flav.
    Ask Howard Stern.
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    Mac4Lyfe gave stevenash 1 Betpoint(s) for this post.


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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Ask this bro


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Ask this bro


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