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    Christmas COVID Special (Bodybag)

    Covid has left the Colts with a o-line full of backups tonight... turnover king Leonard is out next 2 games.... both starting safeties who played vs Pats last week are out 1 for concussion the other for Covid

    Colts coming off big time win at home vs Patriots

    Cardinals coming off b2b losses including an embarrassing showing vs the Lions losing by 17+


    Cardinals -3 CHRISTMAS COVID-BODYBAG SPECIAL

    football/basketball BODYBAG posted plays have NEVER lost.... putting it back on the line tonight

    Love the Colts and the season has turned into an entertaining one since the 0-3 start... along with the HBO in-season episodes... but tonight it's back to business decisions in the betting world to make money

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    Cards easy

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    Colts ML

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    Gl, cards look too easy but probably hits.

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    Murray just ran a read option and made the backup LB and nobody at safety off practice squad for the Colts look stupid and almost housed it

    Cards completing 3rd and shorts like it's nobodies business ... will keep Colts D on the field a lot

    missed pat Colts up 7-6 so far

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    I'm taking the Cards live ML after (if) the Colts fail to score to start the 3rd Q

    they have all backups on the line and are trying to survive on short throws and screens... backups started to get called for holding as the half ended

    no time to run the crossing routes that frank likes... backup line everywhere besides Smith and 3rd string LG is in... and backup LT going to get abused by Jones in 2h

    Cards miscues are why they are losing.

    Missed FG, missed PAT. Bunch of off sides. Illegal contact on secondary when Wentz fumbled away the ball. Low snap leading to safety and Colts ball

    they will clean up the attack and not let Carson try to scramble on them anymore

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    Books don’t give ‘free money’ to avg joes. Think again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrongside View Post
    Books don’t give ‘free money’ to avg joes. Think again
    you don't know the Colts like I do

    if the Cards can't take them out at home when the entire offensive line is out, Doyle left, 3rd string LG actually.... Leonard out.... safeties are 3rd string Odom and some guy activated off practice squad today

    Wentz hasn't thrown 1 pass down field

    i hate to say it... but its true

    Cards are pretenders for sure if they can't own them in the 2nd half... like Lakerboy was saying early in the season that they were not a playoff threat to go to the SB when they were still undefeated

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    Cards still beating themselves... roughing the QB on 2nd and 10 with Wentz throwing into the dirt

    lol

    all I've seen is bad incomplete passes so far from Wentz

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    Cards should close out strong as long as no turnovers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrongside View Post
    Books don’t give ‘free money’ to avg joes. Think again
    Cards lead and have all momentum now

    it's not free money

    it's knowing a team and knowing they are in the worst spot possible BUT were somehow up 6 points at half and taking advantage of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Cards easy
    If I would've known he was going go completely loony during Christmas I would've unloaded everything on Colts. Take Colts +105 live!!!


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    holy shit short field goal miss in a dome off the very top and front of the upright

    unreal

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    I like my cardinal position

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    Maybe next week Cards win

    Enjoyed this thread

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    OMG

    Carson Wentz turned in a Superman TD throw to a nobody at the very back of the end zone on 3rd and 9

    Colts are going to break my BodyBag streak of winners posted in football/basketball

    2 missed field goals, a missed PAT... a turnover on downs, a safety and close to 10 penalties on Arizona... yeah... that's pretty tough to overcome

    the COVID roster manipulation BODIED ME!!!!

    but it's appropriate seeing as at least half of those plays was me fading the Colts and North Carolina hoops in bad spots over a number of seasons

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    Lakerboy's comments on the Cardinals a couple months back coming to fruition

    they ain't ready to win in the playoffs

    can't beat the Lions and can't beat a Colts team with an entire offensive line playing with backups/3rd stringers minus Smith

    no Leonard... special teams player and practice squad player at safety

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    This why I hate NFL/NBA

    It’s just a matter of me trying to guess when ‘Vince McMahon’ gonna let the public win…

    Me 3 Weeks ago— can’t wait til Christmas and watch the Colts pound this fake Cardinals team ( mostly straight up football analysis…)

    After last weekend - Shoot Cardinals have looked too bad and Colts too good to take the Colts in this PRimetime game. Cards it is…

    Today: Colts’ roster is absolutely depleted 3 out of 5 best players are out..gotta hedge back with the Colts…this ain’t fun, ain’t sporting..

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Colts ML
    Fuckin’ winner

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    As always I enjoyed watching SBR join in with the average Joe's on the public burial

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    Great pick. Never had a chance lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by pabonaparte View Post
    Great pick. Never had a chance lol

    Practically on the level of thomorino

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    Cards are just heading in the wrong direction. I locked in the colts before all the covid cases and feel fortunate to win this bet. The Cards missed XP, FG's, safety, stupid penalties did them in. They should have won and covered easily in my opinion.

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    Big win by the depleted Colts team that’s showing Great depth!!

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    All the stars were aligned for them last night. Good win.

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    FWIW

    First time I have seen him lose one of these.

    He doesn’t do it often but pretty much wins

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    Always the opposite

    Injury angle never works

    we lose

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    FWIW

    First time I have seen him lose one of these.

    He doesn’t do it often but pretty much wins
    I remember he got clobbered on a tennis one a couple months ago...wasn't even close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pabonaparte View Post
    Great pick. Never had a chance lol
    Good logic by OP. I can't disagree.

    It's gambling. Colts might be a Team of Destiny. Would to see Irsay lift the Trophy and down it with a big lager.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pabonaparte View Post
    Great pick. Never had a chance lol
    the cards were ahead 13-12 in the 2nd half even with all of the miscues in the first half

    but they went back to beating themselves after that spot in the game. that's why the NFL lets you bet so much money ... it's the hardest sport to predict consistently

    my BodyBag specials in basketball and football were UNDEFEATED (6-0 or 7-0) before this loss... and it took an absolutely ridiculous game from a 10-4 team at home to lose.

    i dare your ass to fade the next one in football/basketball (i don't even know who you are)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Good logic by OP. I can't disagree.

    It's gambling. Colts might be a Team of Destiny. Would to see Irsay lift the Trophy and down it with a big lager.
    if the Colts won a SB vs Tom Brady (would be rematch of reg season game where Colts lost because of turnovers and trying to pass 25 times in a row like MORONS) and he retired i would die a happy human

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