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    Mr KLC
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    Jay Cutler Is A Lazy, Unmotivated Guy

    Kristin Cavallari is divorcing Jay Cutler in part because she was sick of the former NFL star lying around the house, Page Six is told.

    The “Hills” star married Cutler in 2013 when he was a quarterback with the Chicago Bears, and we’re told she thought he was lined up for a demanding career as a sports broadcaster after he hung up his cleats.

    But sources say that after his broadcasting career faltered, the ever-ambitious Cavallari, who announced in late April that the pair were splitting, found him “unmotivated” and even “lazy” — while he found that he had a penchant for hanging out with their three kids and menagerie of animals on their Tennessee farm.

    The source added that Cavallari “views herself as very polished and put together, and [Cutler as] this lazy, unmotivated guy.”

    According to court documents, Cavallari is claiming that it’s too much living under the same roof as Cutler at this stage, and want to move into a nearby mansion in Franklin, Tennessee. Jay reportedly rejected Cavallari’s request, stating that she can move to one of the other properties the two own instead.

    The home Cavallari desires was initially listed for $6.1 million in 2018, is now asking $5 million for it’s 5-bedroom, 4.5-bathroom, 6,911 sq. foot digs.

    Cavallari is allegedly demanding that the former NFL quarterback stop freezing accounts to prevent her from buying a new home.

    Cutler filed for divorce on April 21, seeking legal and joint custody of their kids. Cavallari responded with a counter-complaint for divorce seeking primary custody of the kids, also accusing Cutler of infidelity during the marriage. Cavallari also wants a cut of the retired QB’s retirement money, as well as monthly child support.

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    His face says it all.

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    LOL Jay winning

    Stupid broads, why any dude marries an American woman is beyond me

    All spoiled and ungrateful

    Go get Central America pussy, better and less bullshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    LOL Jay winning

    Stupid broads, why any dude marries an American woman is beyond me

    All spoiled and ungrateful

    Go get Central America pussy, better and less bullshit
    Why ANYONE would even marry in the world today is beyond me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Why ANYONE would even marry in the world today is beyond me
    I'm considering basically buying a wife from Columbia or Venezula or Ukraine just to breed with.

    I prefer she doesn't even speak English.

    Her job will be the treadmill and to lay on her back while I pump away.

    She'll get an allowance and be a good mother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    I'm considering basically buying a wife from Columbia or Venezula or Ukraine just to breed with.

    I prefer she doesn't even speak English.

    Her job will be the treadmill and to lay on her back while I pump away.

    She'll get an allowance and be a good mother.
    This is funny. You give Booya points for not understanding why anyone would get married then you immediately post again talking about buying a wife. Why the fuk do you need a wife at all? Are you that insecure???

    Buy a broad that you call your broad, and quit saying WIFE. Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    His face says it all.
    Exactly

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    miss the cutler dream

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    True love is out there if you look in the right places. 32 years ago I met the perfect woman. The first time I met her I knew she was the one for me. Beautiful smile....beautiful attitude....great Christian girl waiting until marriage. We made great memories from minute number one, always excited to see what the next day would bring. You just have to be patient, and trust me, you'll know when she is there. I remember like it was yesterday when I was trying to get the courage to ask her to marry me. The anticipation of that wedding night took all the breath out of me. She broke up with me, and I married the woman I met on the rebound 30 years ago. To think how close I was to true everlasting love.
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    Did she not watch her husband play in the NFL?

    Does she not know the amount of fuks he does not give?

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    This is funny. You give Booya points for not understanding why anyone would get married then you immediately post again talking about buying a wife. Why the fuk do you need a wife at all? Are you that insecure???

    Buy a broad that you call your broad, and quit saying WIFE. Jesus.
    As a gentleman I'll refer to her as my Lady

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    Cutler would have never gotten himself into this mess if he has read my posts on this forum over the years.

    Do a search if you don't believe me. I have 15 years of history here.

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    Don't.
    Get.
    Married.
    Ever.

    Now she'll take half or more of his life earnings because men are retarded and get married"because that's what you do".

    Says the penetrate who?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Why ANYONE would even marry in the world today is beyond me
    people been questioning me since i was just out of high school when i would tell them that marriage is not an option for me and probably won't ever be

    they act all confused like... "why?" but what about when you "meet the one"

    i knew and understood the world of marriage / have kids / do this... do that... be normal from an early age

    fuk that shit

    been living the hell out of my 20's and 30's and doing what i want and enjoying life... fukk the social norms

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    she don't mess with any broke ninjas

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    people been questioning me since i was just out of high school when i would tell them that marriage is not an option for me and probably won't ever be

    they act all confused like... "why?" but what about when you "meet the one"

    i knew and understood the world of marriage / have kids / do this... do that... be normal from an early age

    fuk that shit

    been living the hell out of my 20's and 30's and doing what i want and enjoying life... fukk the social norms
    Same

    Probably the best decision I've ever made
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    This. Marriage is an outdated institution.

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    She's a leech.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post
    Cutler would have never gotten himself into this mess if he has read my posts on this forum over the years.

    Do a search if you don't believe me. I have 15 years of history here.
    Can't wait for post 4000
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    I'm considering basically buying a wife from Columbia or Venezula or Ukraine just to breed with.

    I prefer she doesn't even speak English.

    Her job will be the treadmill and to lay on her back while I pump away.

    She'll get an allowance and be a good mother.
    this is a good idea if you can fend off the freeloaders
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    I'm considering basically buying a wife from Columbia or Venezula or Ukraine just to breed with.

    I prefer she doesn't even speak English.

    Her job will be the treadmill and to lay on her back while I pump away.

    She'll get an allowance and be a good mother.
    I hate to burst your bubble, but if she attended Columbia she’ll more than likely be able to string a few sentences together in English.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    I hate to burst your bubble, but if she attended Columbia she’ll more than likely be able to string a few sentences together in English.
    .....ok

    That's pretty funny actually!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5mike5 View Post
    Same

    Probably the best decision I've ever made
    yup, seems like a lot of people who end up "degenerate gamblers" have the same thought process when it comes to marriage, kids... all that

    maybe we will do some of it... not not till later in life

    my 20s and 30s have flown by so fast... hell.... I've been posting here for 10 yrs now. UNREAL

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    i heard jay tried to give his wife a cash bundle, but it got intercepted

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    Anyone seen this chick? What a bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5mike5 View Post
    Same

    Probably the best decision I've ever made
    Easily the best decision. These broads suck the life and money out of you.

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    Age of consent in Columbia???

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    He has 100 million he should spend times with kids and animals and not work. Girls just want guys with jobs so they can cheat on them easier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clockwise1965 View Post
    Anyone seen this chick? What a bitch.
    She got them golem feet


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    Looks annoying as f

    Overconfident

    Thinks she's the shit

    Would toss her if she ever disrespected me

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    She's gonna get half his assets, Jay will have to pay out the nose in child support and alimony.. This is why you don't get married especially to a REALLY hot demanding chick.

    Cutler better get his lazy asss off the couch now and keep playing in the NFL.. His bills just increased BIG TIME. lol..

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