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    TIME to get SERIOUS about NFL/NCAAF... WHO DO I NEED TO TAIL? BEST NFL CAPPERS?

    As it's been a fruitful year, I plan to do a substantial amount of football betting this season, and need to know who really is worth a damn, cappin' wise, on SBR.....

    while not everyone takes the NFL serious (see vid below), it's time to get some input on who can actually make us some money here.......




    JJ -- or anyone else in the know -- give us your well-reasoned analysis of the cream of the crop here at SBR..... stats on past performance, reasoning, details, please..... I need some f'n winners......

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    seaweed, shute and funnyb

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    jake, why do i get the feeling that your f'n with me? at least as far as the first two names are concerned....

    shute hasn't even been here for an nfl season, for chrissakes.....

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    Gold

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    Just fade me on NFL and tail my ncaaf and you might become a millionaire

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    boy, this thread is really taking off strong.....

    someone give me this guy's number, as this place is obviously packed full of nothing but no-cappin' soft-ons.....




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    fuk, i thought this guy was supposed to a f'n bigshot..... all this f'n talk about millions, and then he's siitn' there "turning white" and says he's having "more anxiety than anything he's ever had in his life" over a measly $10k bet on a stupid f'n dodgers/cardinals game......

    fuk him.....

    JJ, give me the number of that tout that wouldn't take your money, and kept hangin' up on you and tellin' you to fuk off every time you'd call him back..... at least that guy OBVIOUSLY knows how to spot a fukk'n loser..........

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    Don't think any poster here is particularly great. Too many contests with big money at stake. Nobody really winning is posting a season worth of winners. Peavy is good, but that fukker hoards all his picks for BTP (and rightfully so).

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    Donker, here's a good documentary about the dildo chuckers. Oh, to be stuck in Western NY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Donker, here's a good documentary about the dildo chuckers. Oh, to be stuck in Western NY.


    nice..... 1500 guys and six chicks.... lot of pent-up sexual frustration from lack of sex, obviously..... and living in a dreary ass frozen tundra of a town..... but a good time nonetheless......

    still having a hard time, personally, grasping why the dude needed a dildo to complete his tight slacks porno star costume at the Halloween Party... i guess I could do that if I wanted to be a two-dicked freak with one the prop goin' down one leg and the real mccoy down the other......

    maybe even turn it into a game for the women at the party (and seeweed types), where they have to pick the real hammer to win a prize....

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    It's hard to say most guys are actually terrible and do not keep records like myself and they will claim they win

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    I'd say: fade Wizzle and seaweed and follow jaydream

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    Nobody knows who's going to win a given game NFL is a huge guess game by game

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Nobody knows who's going to win a given game NFL is a huge guess game by game
    Huh? when taken with the spread sure. But just winning outright? There is at least one lock per week.

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    Spreads I mean

    You get better as much is you want anywhere on spreads

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    Always take double digit dogs in division...might be 3-4 a season
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    I assume you meant bet as much as you want. don't I know it. That's why I was doing weekly trips to Reno. 8 $3K tickets is a bit of pain to do but it flies under the radar. Different casinos, different windows. And the best part was a stop at Awful Awful. Loved that hole in the wall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Always take double digit dogs in division...might be 3-4 a season
    like it. But probably won't do it anyways.

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    The lines are so tight it's incredibly difficult to beat them we have hot capers and cold capers sometimes player A wins for a year and then loses double the next year

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    Football is the best sport to make money on. Period.

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    Best CFB here. Bar none, but nothing in life is free, and I don't tout. This is my time of the year that allows me to survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boneheaded1 View Post
    Football is the best sport to make money on. Period.
    If you cash enough this season....

    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/sbr-pro/

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    You would do better off fading 99% of the cappers on here then tailing the 1%

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    Just fade any pick posted by fishhead.

    Just reading jj's responses in this thread and you see why he is a loser in everything he does. He has the loser mentality and outlook on life.

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    looks like I'll be tailin' this again this year:


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    I like the ladies more than the money...

    That's my problem.

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    Hilton winner is always 70% or better so how is it no one knows who is gonna win? Most ppl don't i'll give u that but it's not unbeatable. Re preseason Mike Davis is an animal. On twitter.

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    To forever be known as "The Buffalo Dildo Thrower."

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    If you want an automatic winner, but have to wait all year then I gotchu. Syracuse over 4.5 is as much of a lock as rkelly sniffing a used dildo dangling in front of him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    If you want an automatic winner, but have to wait all year then I gotchu. Syracuse over 4.5 is as much of a lock as rkelly sniffing a used dildo dangling in front of him.
    Ok
    On it

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    NFL = CFL or Coin Flip League.

    Turnovers determine the majority of winners vs the spread.

    So just figure out who is going to going to win the turnover stat...which is impossible.

    Think about it. A bunch of guys put up 10k for the Hilton contest and the majority can barely hit 55%. That happens year in and year out.

    Last year some idiot coffee clerk won it.

    My advice if you must bet is follow crooked zebras at the hilton contest and bet opposite.

    That is Brock Landers and he is by far the worst handicapper I have ever seen. A legendary loser.

    Fade him and you will at least beat 55%. Good luck.

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