1. 08-01-17 04:01 PM #1
    daneblazer
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    Jared Lorenzen now weighs over 500 lbs

    http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/08/jare...ght-videos/amp

    damn
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  2. 08-01-17 04:04 PM #2
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    in competition with Rob Kardashian blazer? I read where that clown is over 300
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  3. 08-01-17 04:08 PM #3
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    Prolly could still start for the gmen
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  4. 08-01-17 04:18 PM #4
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    The Pillsbury Throwboy I hadn't heard that one
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  5. 08-01-17 04:31 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    in competition with Rob Kardashian blazer? I read where that clown is over 300

    Damn, haven't heard about rob kardashian. Guy blew up like a balloon
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  6. 08-01-17 04:34 PM #6
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    Holy smokes! Put the fork down!
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  7. 08-01-17 04:36 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    Holy smokes! Put the fork down!
    That may be the problem, is that he did put the fork down and just started shoveling with his hands
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  8. 08-01-17 04:39 PM #8
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    You don't lose weight usually after you stop working out so not shocking.
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  9. 08-01-17 04:42 PM #9
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    Sad. Loved that guy
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  10. 08-01-17 04:43 PM #10
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    fukin guy gained all the weight to get a reality show...........fuk him
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  11. 08-01-17 04:45 PM #11
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    That's some serious eating to get to 500+ lbs
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  12. 08-01-17 04:46 PM #12
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    That is one fat motherfukker.
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  13. 08-01-17 04:48 PM #13
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    looks like the guy that ate Jared Lorenzen
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  14. 08-01-17 05:18 PM #14
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    Jets want to bring him in to run the option.
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  15. 08-01-17 05:22 PM #15
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    And he still gets more hoes than you.
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  16. 08-01-17 06:14 PM #16
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    lot of fatties at the poker room

    couple beers here and there. bag of chips. coffee with cream and sugar

    typically see guys downing 1000+ calories in snacks alone while sitting at the tables. then i see them after they are eliminated at the bar drinking more and downing greasy wings

    fat penetrating americans have no clue. nobody is bailing you out in 10 years
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  17. 08-01-17 11:05 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    That's some serious eating to get to 500+ lbs
    Probably eating the same as he did when he was playing football, but no longer burning some of the calories.
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  18. 08-02-17 12:03 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    The Pillsbury Throwboy I hadn't heard that one
    Here's another one: "The Battleship Lorenzen" -- That was a Reese Davis ESPN gem!
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  19. 08-02-17 04:04 AM #19
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    He's sexy
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  20. 08-02-17 04:57 AM #20
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    Jared
    He likes them smothered
    Covered
    Chunked
    Diced
    Peppered
    Capped
    Topped
    And
    Country style
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