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    Why am I a Browns fan?

    I'd be better off scheduling root canals every Sunday. Maybe I should start water boarding myself or hang upside down on pierced nipples. This shit storm is every fukking week.

    Only the Browns would hurt Steelers starting QB Landry in order to force Big Ben off the bench to then proceed to fukk thee.

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    Ball keeps bouncing into Steelers hands. Fukking unreal.

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    what a sik fukk..... not because he wants to hang upside down from his nipples or get waterboarded.....

    but because he's a browns fan!!!

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    I feel like half your pain as a Jets fan if that helps....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    I feel like half your pain as a Jets fan if that helps....


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    Browns stop the Steelers on the goal line. Steelers line up for a FG. Some stupid fukk Browns defender jumps over the top of the pile on the FG, which is a penalty, giving them a first down then a TD pass. Steelers 4th down on the 1 yard line, Browns stop them but a Browns defender is off sides. I can't make this shit up.

    Belichick coaches the Browns and couldn't help for losing. Leaves the Browns and he can't fukking lose. As soon as the Ravens left Cleveland they hoisted up a Superbowl trophy. Every week I'm getting punished for being a fan...

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    I'm watching the Browns game and I'm stunned how undisciplined they are. Dumb penalties. Fumbles. Bad play calling. Ugh!! I feel for ya, pal.

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    Browns in trouble

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    Lazy defense

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    Last drive the Browns defense kept doing dumb shit after dumb shit to drive Pitt down the field. One play, they get a roughing the passer penalty and a pass interference. Who the fukk gets those 2 penalties on the same play? Now, going into halftime and Pitt just throws another bomb into the end zone for another TD.

    Did I forget to mention that Landry Jones couldn't do shit in this game so the Browns hurt him, so that Big Ben had to come into the game?? Big Ben now has his season high for one half, almost 300 yards and he's only played one half of this half because the Browns are dumb fukks.

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    Can this be a real NFL team? This shit is comical. Mutherfukkers should just forfeit the season. It would be a lot less painful.

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry N. Lloyd View Post
    I'm watching the Browns game and I'm stunned how undisciplined they are. Dumb penalties. Fumbles. Bad play calling. Ugh!! I feel for ya, pal.

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    I was born into this shit??? It's a good thing I don't have a ledge in my 1 story home.

    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    what a sik fukk..... not because he wants to hang upside down from his nipples or get waterboarded.....

    but because he's a browns fan!!!

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    Big Ben is the only available QB for Pitt in this game now. How fukking embarrassing is this going to be in the 4th quarter when they rest Ben and put Heath Miller in at QB.

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    even when this team wins 10 games can't make the playoffs

    Tim Couch

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    Mac, you can tell alot about a person just by watching his fanhood. The person who is still a diehard, even if his team blows nuts for years, but still will stand by them no matter what shit they take, quite honestly is a person I want as my friend because everyone is cool when things are great but in hard times.........that guy will be there

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    Fukking Colts laying down bitches. All we needed was for them to win their last game of the season. BUT no, those bitches rested Payton Manning and other starters and put the Browns playoff hopes in the hands of Jim Sorghi. Titans Vince Young went out hurt only to see Kerry Collins lead them to 3 2nd half FG's to beat those bastard Colts and continue our playoff drought. The only saving grace was to see the Colts and Manning lose like the laying down bitches they are. I've hated Manning and Dungheap ever since.


    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    even when this team wins 10 games can't make the playoffs

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    Lol guy would rather waterboard him self heh? Settle down guey

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    Unfortunately, I can't quit on my Browns even though they have quit on me. I can divorce my wife, even disown my kids but I can't leave my Browns.

    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    Mac, you can tell alot about a person just by watching his fanhood. The person who is still a diehard, even if his team blows nuts for years, but still will stand by them no matter what shit they take, quite honestly is a person I want as my friend because everyone is cool when things are great but in hard times.........that guy will be there

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    and another play with 2 flags on Cleveland. Offsides and pass interference on the same play. AND the very next play, ANOTHER pass interference. I am not making this shit up. This is an NFL team.

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    Cleveland Will never win they continually make wrong personnel decisions

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    I don't get why teams just don't throw it up 1 v 1 coverage. The likelihood of pass interference outweighs turnover or incompletion. I think it is a net plus

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    I was a Bucs fan as a kid....watching the TB/DAL game requires naps

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    Yeah but Jameis is a franchise QB. We haven't had a legit QB since Brian Sipe.

    1st and goal on the 1/2 yard line and now it's 2nd and goal from the 25 yard line. You can't make this shit up.

    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    I was a Bucs fan as a kid....watching the TB/DAL game requires naps

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mac4Lyfe View Post
    Unfortunately, I can't quit on my Browns even though they have quit on me. I can divorce my wife, even disown my kids but I can't leave my Browns.
    Hell ya man, I am a Jets fan and a Mets fan, not many years are good but things are finally looking up but no matter what I will represent. Middle fingers up for the haters

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    The Johnny Fumble int in the 1st and then the neck breaker face mask by Moates.

    Tough day to watch the game man!

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    What a horrible set of plays from the 1/2 yard line

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    I have the over in the game. That just put the last nail in the coffin. Wasted all of that time on a drive that makes it to the one yard line and come up with nothing. I need to be waterboarded.

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    All rothlesbuger does is throw it deep and gets a flag. The last drive Pitt had resulted in like 80 yds worth of pass interference. I'd guess putt has over 100 yds just on pass interference calls

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    Manziel does not look bad

    If the kid played weekly he would be ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by seaborneq View Post
    I have the over in the game. That just put the last nail in the coffin. Wasted all of that time on a drive that makes it to the one yard line and come up with nothing. I need to be waterboarded.
    TD browns, you have a chance . Then they miss the extra point

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoWays View Post
    All rothlesbuger does is throw it deep and gets a flag. The last drive Pitt had resulted in like 80 yds worth of pass interference. I'd guess putt has over 100 yds just on pass interference calls
    Pretty much but if Cleveland wasn't pass interfering, Pitt would have scored a lot quicker. Much of these penalties are because Cleveland is playing dumb and undisciplined.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mac4Lyfe View Post
    Yeah but Jameis is a franchise QB. We haven't had a legit QB since Brian Sipe.

    1st and goal on the 1/2 yard line and now it's 2nd and goal from the 25 yard line. You can't make this shit up.
    What you talking about? You got Johnny Football


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    Keystone fukking cops...
    Quote Originally Posted by mr. leisure View Post
    TD browns, you have a chance . Then they miss the extra point

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    Should never have gotten the team back.

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