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    Ralphie Halves
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    Brett Favre has to be broke

    So Favre retires 3 or 4 or 5 different times, comes back a few of those times at the end when he clearly shouldn't have, and now he's peddling every dumb little product that comes his way. Wix.com, razors (not Gillette either, some weird fly-by-night brand), copperwear, a few more I can't think of. He's about a year away from doing commercials for bail bondsmen and smoke shops.

    So what do you think it is? Drugs? Gambling? HOFers will usually get broadcasting gigs, and those who can't will start up some kind of business or just do nothing at all and sit on their money. Nobody gets this desperate.

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    Sounds like Brett Favre belongs on this forum. My guess he gambles when he's not sending dick pictures.

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    Pill freak

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    Just Mississippi trash. No explanation necessary.

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    no idea

    how could of he blown all that money??

    He does not see like a wild spender

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    Quote Originally Posted by ithinkiamgood View Post
    Sounds like Brett Favre belongs on this forum. My guess he gambles when he's not sending dick pictures.
    Why did you get one?

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    JJ are you really a North Dakota St fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Why did you get one?
    I actually did receive one I have it saved if you wanna see it , I fap to it every now and then.

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    He has money. Just making extra money for doing nothing but saying 10 words. It's like free money so why not. He won't be marketable in 10 more years. Make what $ you can now while you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big joe 1212 View Post
    He has money. Just making extra money for doing nothing but saying 10 words. It's like free money so why not. He won't be marketable in 10 more years. Make what $ you can now while you can.

    Exactly. He's just stockpiling the $$ for his family. He's aware that there is a brand diluting factor to taking any and every paying job that comes along but he also realizes its not an impact now that his playing days are over. He can just rack up the work in his free time.

    I mean come on...if you were him and nothing better to do than coach high schoolers, play blackjack at the casinos in nearby Biloxi and fish all the time....why wouldn't you take a half day to bank $100k to say a few words for some product and then stick the day's pay in your daughters' accounts to make sure they are ahead in life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    Exactly. He's just stockpiling the $$ for his family. He's aware that there is a brand diluting factor to taking any and every paying job that comes along but he also realizes its not an impact now that his playing days are over. He can just rack up the work in his free time.

    I mean come on...if you were him and nothing better to do than coach high schoolers, play blackjack at the casinos in nearby Biloxi and fish all the time....why wouldn't you take a half day to bank $100k to say a few words for some product and then stick the day's pay in your daughters' accounts to make sure they are ahead in life.
    He made 16 million his last season in minny. You think he needs to "stockpile" money for his family by doing commercials for 10 grand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by meader99 View Post
    He made 16 million his last season in minny. You think he needs to "stockpile" money for his family by doing commercials for 10 grand?
    You took it the wrong way...I'm not in the camp that says he 'needs' to...just saying why not.

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    Maybe he enjoys using these products and thinks other consumers would as well

    Just my opinion

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    Dumb Thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holtgetsback View Post
    Maybe he enjoys using these products and thinks other consumers would as well

    Just my opinion
    That razor thing is a piece of shit.

    Before Favre was put his name behind it, my wife got me one.

    God damn torture device.

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    Favre is one of dumbest QB's I have ever heard talk

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    That razor thing is a piece of shit.

    Before Favre was put his name behind it, my wife got me one.

    God damn torture device.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie Halves View Post
    So Favre retires 3 or 4 or 5 different times, comes back a few of those times at the end when he clearly shouldn't have, and now he's peddling every dumb little product that comes his way. Wix.com, razors (not Gillette either, some weird fly-by-night brand), copperwear, a few more I can't think of. He's about a year away from doing commercials for bail bondsmen and smoke shops.

    So what do you think it is? Drugs? Gambling? HOFers will usually get broadcasting gigs, and those who can't will start up some kind of business or just do nothing at all and sit on their money. Nobody gets this desperate.
    What? Clearly shouldn't have come back? He was one game away/ play away from going to the Super Bowl with the Vikings. That's was better than 28 other qbs half his age, they should of all retired as well then. He was still playing at a high level. So how was him coming back clearly a wrong choice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie Halves View Post
    So Favre retires 3 or 4 or 5 different times, comes back a few of those times at the end when he clearly shouldn't have, and now he's peddling every dumb little product that comes his way. Wix.com, razors (not Gillette either, some weird fly-by-night brand), copperwear, a few more I can't think of. He's about a year away from doing commercials for bail bondsmen and smoke shops.

    So what do you think it is? Drugs? Gambling? HOFers will usually get broadcasting gigs, and those who can't will start up some kind of business or just do nothing at all and sit on their money. Nobody gets this desperate.
    Jealousy is a female trait.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfapointoff View Post
    What? Clearly shouldn't have come back? He was one game away/ play away from going to the Super Bowl with the Vikings. That's was better than 28 other qbs half his age, they should of all retired as well then. He was still playing at a high level. So how was him coming back clearly a wrong choice?
    For his health, not the ability or the glory. Health > money/glory

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfapointoff View Post
    What? Clearly shouldn't have come back? He was one game away/ play away from going to the Super Bowl with the Vikings. That's was better than 28 other qbs half his age, they should of all retired as well then. He was still playing at a high level. So how was him coming back clearly a wrong choice?

    He should of gotten to SB..he through a wild pass at end

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    Quote Originally Posted by meader99 View Post
    He made 16 million his last season in minny. You think he needs to "stockpile" money for his family by doing commercials for 10 grand?
    Ding ding ding! Those commercials aren't coming from deep pockets. You're whoring at that point. Something is definitely up.

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    he was always known as the true MVP..

    More
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    Favre needs to ride off the sunset,and stop making a show of himself.

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    I thought he coached high school football in Mississippi?

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    Is Peyton broke? Pretty sure he is in every other advertisement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Is Peyton broke? Pretty sure he is in every other advertisement.
    He's always doing those Papa Johns commercials.

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    Brett has always been so dumb no one even wanted him on NFL Sundays to do any analysis

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    Pretty sure if your worth 100 million plus you do not need to be a " analyst"

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    i just saw a commercial for what you're talking about, ralphie. micro touch max. to "help you get your groom back."

    just completely embarrassing, people who are like "gotta cash in" have no clue. shit is straight embarrassing. nobody does this kinda shit. he's an idiot whose family has a history of drug problems and i'm pretty sure he didn't fall far from the tree.

    he is totally jacked these days though, i will give him that. i wouldn't say shit to his face, he could break any of us in half.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texhooper View Post
    i just saw a commercial for what you're talking about, ralphie. micro touch max. to "help you get your groom back."

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    those things are like 5 bucks! hawkin some flimsy ass little bullshit ass fake ass razor...

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    Brett is a dumb mother fukker hick

    no other way to describe him

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    Favre could do a million cheezy ads he's still the fucken man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie Halves View Post
    So Favre retires 3 or 4 or 5 different times, comes back a few of those times at the end when he clearly shouldn't have,
    cut him some slack Ralphie....

    he was trying to pad his CAREER LEADING ALL TIME RECORD for turnovers
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