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    EaglesPhan36
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    I'm on a Mission From GOD

    Giving to the needy this Holiday Season. The Gods shall not smite us. Load Up. Define needy as what you see fit, but beware the consequences. Tonight, the Divine comes from 900 pass attempts by Drew Brees and at least 28 shall be completed. So says the voices.



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    EaglesPhan36
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    As a precursor, I just won my SBR trivia free play with 1 second to spare on the 175 pt question on a total guess - Alexei Lalas' redbeard was the first American born beard to play in Serie A. Boo ya.

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    jjgold
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    you have changed since marriage

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    EaglesPhan36
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    Giving to the needy is good Karma JJ. Try it.

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    EaglesPhan36
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    Mission complete. Complements of the Chef. More Missionary Work during the week. Needy ain't Greedy.

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    King Mayan
    STFU AND SQUAT PUTO
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    ^^^ lord jesus

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    EaglesPhan36
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    BTW, anyone who does missionary work on the above ... has not a single clue in life.

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    Feedin the needy again. No smite.
    11..25.14
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    sneakerhead
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    hallelujah

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    EaglesPhan36
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    And wins deliver beautiful things such as the above mASSterpiece. That alone should find people wanting the W. Prize winning melons I hear are today's reward.

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    EaglesPhan36
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    The Gods so far do not care about soccer. Duly noted. They have another half to lift the cloud of.smite.

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    Spitballin

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    EaglesPhan36
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    The cloud is clinging to life. The Gods can unsmite at-will

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    EaglesPhan36
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    Going to piss excellence .. expect a Glory Goal upon return.

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    Might have been last chance right there

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    Bang bang

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    EaglesPhan36
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    Mission complete. Melon Party momentarily. God is good. Needy still ain't greedy.

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    Hope this worked. Hard to tell on my phone if it loaded and is animated.

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    The mission continues. No smite till cash out.
    NCAAB: The Citadel +21 @ -110

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    Heh. It did work. The pic above. Bounce with it. Squeeze. The Gods have chosen ass for a celebration of Citadel if they will it so.

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    Keep watchin' over me. Needy ain't greedy. Your spoils.

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    opie1988
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    EP....who's the chic with the ass in the first gif you posted?

    Sweet Lord Jesus!!

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    Bumdeal
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    lmao EP, keep up the good work

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    so awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    EP....who's the chic with the ass in the first gif you posted?

    Sweet Lord Jesus!!
    Wish I knew, just stumbled upon that one and it was in a gallery with a bunch of other broads.

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    EaglesPhan36
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    Smite free since 11-23. May the Gods bless you with bounty, booty & boobs this Thanksgiving. Should the Gods grant this one as so, bouncing & Cash shall flow. Don't forget to help those in need, for good karma follows those who heed.
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    God is wonderful again. Needy ain't greedy son. Your victory fap.

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    Some travelling non-smite from the Almighty. See ya on the flipside from the home of the Baylor Bears.
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    ep plug me with your dealers number. its got to be next level $hit.

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    EaglesPhan36
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    LoL well streak ended, but will look formore wins to feed the needy. Will have one out later.

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    EaglesPhan36
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    The Gods bless us today with food & fam. Let them not smite us.
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    I like your attitude. You up or down..

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    RavensFan2k3
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    Keep the GIFs coming!

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    EaglesPhan36
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    The Gods say feast before dessert. Smite-free pie.
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