[SamDiamond]

you know what also gets put into perspective?

jevon kearse ran a 4.43 40 back in the day

maybe the most amazing pound for pound combine performance ever

Drinker, did not know that.

That is crazy. A 4.43.

Kearse in his prime--could not be blocked.

[SamDiamond]

I will bet Opie a substantial amount of cash I can run a sub 5.0 40 yd dash.

It really isn't difficult. I ran a fukking 5.0 when I was like 15 for football, was a little fella back then.

background:

22 years young
Asian
In supreme athletic condition
6'0 165 lbs in midst cut
Consume 150-200g protein daily
Do cardio 3-4x a week
Averaging 25.2 PPG in intramurals this year.


Give me a line, opie.

4.99 and below I win, 5.0 + you win. I get two attempts.

I'm sure you do Deemer.

I am sure you do.

[InTheDrink]

Drinker, did not know that.

That is crazy. A 4.43.

Kearse in his prime--could not be blocked.

went to a ravens/titans game his rookie year....ravens threw a te screen opposite side of kearse that went for about 80 yards...he ran past db's and wr's from about 20 yards further away from the play and made a td saving tackle....it was the single most athletic thing id ever seen in person in my life

very good nfl career but got derailed by injuries

[meader99]

Idc if he ran a 4.33, guy will not be that good..

All the intangibles, not the head or work ethic.

Jamarcus Russell could throw a fukking ball 70+ yards on ONE KNEE, that's fukking amazing. Idk if Tom Brady could even throw 70 yards.... Let's all not get ahead of ourselves.

Clowney wont be double and triple teamed every play in the NFL. Kid will be an impact player for 10 years and shit on everyone that bypassed him.

[InTheDrink]

i set up pylons in my living room to run some of the drills right here

i beat 4 of the first 11 lb's though i think i tweaked a hammy so my broad jump might suffer

[BigDeem5]

I will bet Opie a substantial amount of cash I can run a sub 5.0 40 yd dash.

It really isn't difficult. I ran a fukking 5.0 when I was like 15 for football, was a little fella back then.

background:

22 years young
Asian
In supreme athletic condition
6'0 165 lbs in midst cut
Consume 150-200g protein daily
Do cardio 3-4x a week
Averaging 25.2 PPG in intramurals this year.


Give me a line, opie.

4.99 and below I win, 5.0 + you win. I get two attempts.

[BigdaddyQH]

Clowney is a head case, but should go Top 5.

[InTheDrink]

i have a hallway that is 14 yards long

i ran it down, back and down again for 42 yards at 5.6 seconds

banged a knee on the closet door

fukkin murder

scouts seemed impressed though

[manny24]

[opie1988]

I will bet Opie a substantial amount of cash I can run a sub 5.0 40 yd dash.

It really isn't difficult. I ran a fukking 5.0 when I was like 15 for football, was a little fella back then.

background:

22 years young
Asian
In supreme athletic condition
6'0 165 lbs in midst cut
Consume 150-200g protein daily
Do cardio 3-4x a week
Averaging 25.2 PPG in intramurals this year.


Give me a line, opie.

4.99 and below I win, 5.0 + you win. I get two attempts.

Bitch, please.

There is NO amount of money I wouldn't wager that you can't run a sub 5 second 40. Literally none.

But we both know you're in no position to make any sort of wager worth my time.

Tell you what....lets set up a 40 at the upcoming bash. Instead of betting money you so clearly don't have, let's do this instead-

You run a 40 in....

Under 5 secs: I install decent solid-surface counters in your home.

Over 5 secs: I get free dry cleaning from you for a year.

Sound good, son?

[InTheDrink]

rumors that opiers annual dry cleaning approaches 5 figures between work, weddings, black tie events, etc.

[SamDiamond]

Bitch, please.

There is NO amount of money I wouldn't wager that you can't run a sub 5 second 40. Literally none.

But we both know you're in no position to make any sort of wager worth my time.

Tell you what....lets set up a 40 at the upcoming bash. Instead of betting money you so clearly don't have, let's do this instead-

You run a 40 in....

Under 5 secs: I install decent solid-surface counters in your home.

Over 5 secs: I get free dry cleaning from you for a year.

Sound good, son?

Opie, you played this wrong.

You should have added on nails for the wife, and unlimited General Tso's for a year.

[pulledclear]

[SamDiamond]

Deemer-- do you realize that Blake Bortles ran a 4.93, and Nick Foles ran a 5.03, do you really think you are faster than either of them? Or as fast as Bortles?

[opie1988]

Deemer-- do you realize that Blake Bortles ran a 4.93, and Nick Foles ran a 5.03, do you really think you are faster than either of them? Or as fast as Bortles?

Sammy....you don't really doubt that deemer is a world class athlete, do you?

Wouldn't a world class athlete spend 95% of his late teens/early twenties posting online to a bunch of male nerds? That seems plausible, doesn't it??

[pulledclear]

A Reenactment of what happens 10 minutes after Opie leaves his house while hes setting the stage for his own episode of American Greed.

[opie1988]

PulledQueer is one bizarre fukk.

Can you fukkin believe the physical freak that is Jadaveon Clowney??

That fukker is my size. 6'6 + and 270 lbs....AND RAN A FUKKIN 4.5!!!

That's simply not human. It's insane.

Did y'all see where they superimposed Cam Newton and Colin Kaepernick running their 40's over Clowney? Clowney smoked both of them fools.

Unreal.

[MeatWad]

Reminds me of banging a General's wife in the army. Literally 15 min after he would leave for work I would swoop in and pick up her fine Asian ass.

We would do our own Civil War reenactments, I played General Sherman plowing through the South, scorched Earth baby! A good session with her made me feel like MacArthur when he finally returned from the Pacific, superhero status. Something about pleasing a married woman better than her husband can, stokes my ego.

[MeatWad]

I would fade deemer on the sub 5.0 40 yds also, much easier said than done, need lots of those fast twitch muscle fibers for that kind of explosiveness. Clowney a lock All Star player for years barring injuries. I am sure teams invested a lot investigating his character and work ethic concerns as well.

[Smoke]

Bitch, please.There is NO amount of money I wouldn't wager that you can't run a sub 5 second 40. Literally none.But we both know you're in no position to make any sort of wager worth my time. Tell you what....lets set up a 40 at the upcoming bash. Instead of betting money you so clearly don't have, let's do this instead-You run a 40 in....Under 5 secs: I install decent solid-surface counters in your home.Over 5 secs: I get free dry cleaning from you for a year. Sound good, son?

[MeatWad]

What kind of unit sizes you swinging Opie....exponents needed? I sure wish unit size was a total reflection of talent, but Stuey Unger's poker life proved that greats cannot always manage their lives and br's to ensure financial success and growth. Crazy how B.Baxter had to stake him then babysit his degen ass one of those WSOP championship years.

[byronbb]

This guy is, that's for damn sure.

[Unwritten Law]

more interested in the draft than the combine. i just know teddy bridgewater will be a bust, feel bad for the team he goes to.

[pulledclear]

Teddy Bridgewater will be a bust.....He will be in that league longer then RG3 . BOOK IT.

[pulledclear]

Bortles is the pick.

[manny24]

Reminds me of banging a General's wife in the army. Literally 15 min after he would leave for work I would swoop in and pick up her fine Asian ass.

We would do our own Civil War reenactments, I played General Sherman plowing through the South, scorched Earth baby! A good session with her made me feel like MacArthur when he finally returned from the Pacific, superhero status. Something about pleasing a married woman better than her husband can, stokes my ego.

Meater!

good way to get a far east infection