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    SHOCKING! NWO Elitists Have Already Chosen The Bronco's To Win Da Superbowl. WTF?

    Its true ladies and gents.

    I called my friend today, who's family is part of the elitists, He explained OBAMACARE is the end of the US. Once this is implemented, the market will crash, and the economy well, lets just say it will be "book of eli" time - go watch the movie if you havent, its insane and whats coming!. He also said, the US will soon have a WOMEN president. No joke! WOW

    We got talking about the superbowl, I told him I liked seattle to win in FEB.....and he laughed! He told me, "no silly, not in a hundred years.... the broncos will win this year!"

    I was stunned and amazed, when I asked why?

    He went on to say....Of course Broncos cause Denver is the seat of the NWO (where his family resides) and its also the Chinese NEW YEAR of the HORSE! As in Wild horse, BRONCO!!! So he told me, it will be the year for the broncos, and they are already putting things and evil tactics in place to ensure the seattle hawks lose. Its what they did last year, and he told me this year will be no different!

    My friend tom said, he illuminati have it all planned. You are probably laughing right now, but tom reminded me......they pick the winners before the game........Like last time the lights went out in the stadium, and the ravens were all illumnated (glowing), and 49'ers were in the dark (meaning they were about to lose) These guys planned all this before the game.

    Its spooky, but my friend tom has been right 4 times before. My guess is he will be right again.

    So with the year of the horse, and it being the start of the year, and near chinese new year. My friend says these guys love to play with numerology and all that, so they are planning on making the BRONCOS win at all costs.

    You will see I am correct, cause my friend tom has never been wrong on one of his, calls. This is not my call, its from him, straight from the horses mouth. So to speak!

    BRONCO's it IS, and BRONCO's it shall be.


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    And I would have thought they could make all the money they wanted blowing up skyscrapers and invading small countries.

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    I'll be under my bed. Tell me when its safe to come out. Be careful

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    The end is near for these luciferian blood sucking reptilians.

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    I was going to say something, but I'm sure the NWO has already read my mind.

    I'm going to go get my tin foil hat , just to be safe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by astrobloke View Post
    Of course Broncos cause Denver is the seat of the NWO (where his family resides) and its also the Chinese NEW YEAR of the HORSE! As in Wild horse, BRONCO!!!

    certainly making a case here, can't really argue

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    Quote Originally Posted by face View Post
    certainly making a case here, can't really argue
    yes I know! Tom said there was even more to it than this. But he said, he does not want to talk about it really. He just said, he does not believe in betting himself!!! But said he was glad to help.

    I was actually wanting to be seattle, but this for me changed everything!

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    Quote Originally Posted by astrobloke View Post
    He also said, the US will soon have a WOMEN president. No joke! WOW

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    seems legit

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    What the f*** did I just read
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    Well I guess if he's been right 4 times before it's a must bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phatman36 View Post
    What the f*** did I just read
    This.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pronk View Post
    The end is near for these luciferian blood sucking reptilians.
    Tom said, his parents already know this, and are scared as well.

    I did put a rather large bet on DENVER today. Go DENVER BRONCO's in the YEAR OF THE HORSE!

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    Tom? As in the tooter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by swankk View Post
    Tom? As in the tooter?
    Tom from myspace

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    You know a talking horse named Tom?

    Doesn't anyone else think that's weird?


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    Quote Originally Posted by astrobloke View Post
    Its true ladies and gents.

    I called my friend today, who's family is part of the elitists, He explained OBAMACARE is the end of the US. Once this is implemented, the market will crash, and the economy well, lets just say it will be "book of eli" time - go watch the movie if you havent, its insane and whats coming!. He also said, the US will soon have a WOMEN president. No joke! WOW

    We got talking about the superbowl, I told him I liked seattle to win in FEB.....and he laughed! He told me, "no silly, not in a hundred years.... the broncos will win this year!"

    I was stunned and amazed, when I asked why?

    He went on to say....Of course Broncos cause Denver is the seat of the NWO (where his family resides) and its also the Chinese NEW YEAR of the HORSE! As in Wild horse, BRONCO!!! So he told me, it will be the year for the broncos, and they are already putting things and evil tactics in place to ensure the seattle hawks lose. Its what they did last year, and he told me this year will be no different!

    My friend tom said, he illuminati have it all planned. You are probably laughing right now, but tom reminded me......they pick the winners before the game........Like last time the lights went out in the stadium, and the ravens were all illumnated (glowing), and 49'ers were in the dark (meaning they were about to lose) These guys planned all this before the game.

    Its spooky, but my friend tom has been right 4 times before. My guess is he will be right again.

    So with the year of the horse, and it being the start of the year, and near chinese new year. My friend says these guys love to play with numerology and all that, so they are planning on making the BRONCOS win at all costs.

    You will see I am correct, cause my friend tom has never been wrong on one of his, calls. This is not my call, its from him, straight from the horses mouth. So to speak!

    BRONCO's it IS, and BRONCO's it shall be.


    you may call him crazy but he is telling you something. peyton has already taken a fall numerous times. this is his redemption

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    Cool story brah.......

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    Year of the horse. 1K on Denver

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    I ain't got no words...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reno_Thor View Post
    You know a talking horse named Tom?

    Doesn't anyone else think that's weird?

    Only talking horse I know is Mr Ed

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    Year of horse babey !!!

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    Good Lord what a fckng idiot. DEAD AS A HAMMER.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pulledclear View Post
    Good Lord what a fckng idiot. DEAD AS A HAMMER.
    So your on the fruithawks like the rest of the soon to be losers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pulledclear View Post
    Good Lord what a fckng idiot. DEAD AS A HAMMER.
    you sound like one of those guys who is loving obamacare and has lots of money invested in the market.

    Forget the bowl, you are going to experience the DEAD AS A HAMMER saying in all sense of the word.

    poor monkey!

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    Nice call Alex Jughead!

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    Dead as a hammer!

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    Of all the threads that argued for taking DEN, this one was the one that was most convincing to me! haha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeyD323 View Post
    So your on the fruithawks like the rest of the soon to be losers?

    We need suckers like you. Thanks!

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