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    TonyTall
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    If i dont get Rams +15.5 i might be homeless

    just bet all of my account on Rams +15.5 in a open 2-team teaser. i owe my roommate over 800 and this teaser was for just about 800. i dont see how the rams could lose by so much manning wont play that much and rams have something to prove. anyone know a good game to finish the teaser off?

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    TheMetsSuck
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    silly. preseason football bro. get a grip. this could easily be a blowout. good luck nonetheless

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    TonyTall
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    7-0 Rams yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    metssuck what can i close it with if i win this?

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    DrStale
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    It doesn't matter if you win or not. If you're willing to empty your account on a preseason teaser you'll be flat broke by week 2.
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    newguy
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    Vikings niners under tomorrow. Hate teasing totals but that's the best play I see left

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    TonyTall
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    blocked field goal!

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    Get help

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    TonyTall
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    touchdown rams 17-7 whooooooooooo

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    Tony, we all know you're using a ghost account. Be real or get help.

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    TonyTall
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    im not an sbr ghost at all

    but i do need to finish this teaser off might wait a few days

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    TonyTall
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
    It doesn't matter if you win or not. If you're willing to empty your account on a preseason teaser you'll be flat broke by week 2.
    i did this cause i need the money, not about gambling its about surviving

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    good bet son I don't even think Denver is a playoff team wish I had my old bankroll would fade the penetrate out of them for the division and season wins

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    100% ghost.

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    800 is all the separates you from "living on the street"?

    Sounds legit ghosty

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    TonyTall
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    i know i have changes to make im looking at surviving or pure glory

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    Pal $800 is dogshit in the grand scheme of anyone's life

    Even if your income is poverty level you would have 0 problems scraping that kind of petty cash together

    Seek help

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    greg the leg!!!!

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    my grandfather westen onions me $600 each month for rent i spent that at a casino a few weeks ago thats why i needed this win. just need to close it out and take out about 1k and im golden

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    i am alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Wait, 800 dollars is all that is preventing you from being homeless?

    Your life can't be good.

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    TonyTall
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    Wait, 800 dollars is all that is preventing you from being homeless?

    Your life can't be good.

    sam its not . its really bad but if i can win a few im a row..........who knows

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    This is fake... He joined 3 days ago

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    PPK- Resurrection


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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    i did this cause i need the money, not about gambling its about surviving
    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    my grandfather westen onions me $600 each month for rent i spent that at a casino a few weeks ago thats why i needed this win. just need to close it out and take out about 1k and im golden
    You're right, clearly no gambling issue here
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    with this kind of gambling, tonight's win only bought more time for you to find a better cardboard box

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    Odds this guy will be offering to blow his roomate for his share of next months rent?

    -999

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    Charlie103
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    Don't ever bet your life savings against Peyton

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie103 View Post
    Don't ever bet your life savings against Peyton
    I second that

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    my grandfather westen onions me $600 each month for rent i spent that at a casino a few weeks ago thats why i needed this win. just need to close it out and take out about 1k and im golden
    This is fukked up all around...

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    dude, I'm a social worker. Get help.

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    Doing this on a pre season bet was crazy. I am glad you hit anyway but it is a pre season game still though.

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    Nice play!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5mike5 View Post
    Odds this guy will be offering to blow his roomate for his share of next months rent?

    -999
    If he has to blow his roommate if he doesn't have the money, was this a jinx thread?

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    Charlie103
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    Damn man don't spend your grandfathers money @ casino bro that's just wrong IMO.... Not saying your a bad person,, oh wait yeah I am

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