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    GELATINOUS CUBE
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    Weighing in: Combined nfl offensive line weight.

    FIRST STRING COMBINED WEIGHT OF EACH TEAMS OFFENSIVE LINE. CURRENT 10/15/09
    ARIZONA CARDINALS: 1585 LBS
    ATLANTA FALCONS: 1568 LBS
    BALTIMORE RAVENS: 1560 LBS
    BUFFALO BILLS: 1546 LBS
    CAROLINA PANTHERS: 1567 LBS
    CHICAGO BEARS: 1557 LBS

    Well that's as far as I got. Arizona was the heaviest O-Line so far. Carolina's O-Line looks like the meanest crew though, just big beastly dudes. I wonder if they are having a good year as far as Rushing Yds and Sacks Not Allowed, etc.

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    Cincinati: 1602 lbs. This looks like a very mean bunch
    cleveland browns: 1548 lbs
    dallas cowboys: 1634 lbs. The heaviest so far, and maybe the best looking crew.
    Denver broncos: 1503 lbs. Weak looking
    detroit lions: 1568 lbs.

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    So what u r saying is that Arizona is ****ing fat and out of shape.

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    HaHa, I'm saying I wouldn't spit on one of them. No there's more:
    GREEN BAY: 1542 LBS.
    HOUSTON: 1526 LBS
    INDY COLTS: 1511
    JACKO JAGUARS: 1576 LBS
    KC CHIEFS: 1578
    MIAMI DOLPHINS: 1577
    MINNESOTA VIKINGS: 1607 LBS
    NEW ENGLAND PATS: 1541 LBS
    NEW ORLEANS SAINTS: 1609 LBS
    OAKLAND RAIDERS: 1508 LBS
    NY GIANTS: 1566 LBS
    NY JETS: 1555 LBS
    PHILIDELPHIA EAGLES: 1698 LBS. THESE GUYS LITERALLY TAKE THE CAKE PUSHING 1700 POUNDS.
    PITTSBURG STEELERS: 1650 LBS. THE SECOND MOST FAT AND OUT OF SHAPE LINE, RIGHT D-DOO

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    Sd chargers: 1646!!!
    Sf 49ers: 1597
    sea seahawks: 1576 lbs
    stl rams: 1561 lbs
    tb buccaneers: 1537 lbs
    ten titans: 1527 lbs
    wash. Redskins: 1598 lbs.

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    Roll with one of these guys in your Civic.
    Instant 3-wheel motion.

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    more people looked at 'stoolers about to fuk me again today' thread by mak4life. serious handicappers huh? Just trying to help.

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    denver's line is weak looking?

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    Actually, Denver's line has bulked up in recent years. They used to average around 285 (1425 for the math impaired). While some coaches may like a nice, thick lineman that just plows straight ahead, others prefer a smaller, more agile lineman. You can move hime around and try some new things. Remember - it's not the size of your lineman, it's how you use him...

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    Sorry bildo that i'm math impaired. I don't know how to divide by 5 yet. But yeah nevers combined o-line weight is 285 sorry.

    Look at rushing and passing yards. I haven't looked at sacks allowed, etc.

    But: Minny, philly, pitts, carolina, dallas, cincy. All seem to have the biggest baddest crews. Just my opinion and what i watch in games for some reason.

    Yeah denvers line is weak looking, see if they finish the season strong, or go anywhere in the playoffs. They won't.

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