1. 04-01-13 08:22 PM #1
    Bluehorseshoe
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    This just in on Carson Palmer from The Onion.com

    Raiders Confident Some Dipshit Team Will Be Stupid Enough To Trade For Carson Palmer

    OAKLAND, CA—Claiming that there are plenty of dumb-as-penetrate NFL franchises, Raiders general manager Reggie McKenzie reportedly expressed confidence Wednesday that some dipshit team would be idiotic enough to trade for quarterback Carson Palmer. “Some penetrating moronic team is definitely willing to waste draft picks on Palmer,” said McKenzie, adding that several stupid-ass teams interested in the “shitty” quarterback had already contacted the Raiders. “I’m pretty sure the dimwitted chumps running the Cardinals are willing to foolishly throw away second- or third-round draft picks and maybe even a Pro Bowl player for our half-ass QB.” At press time, McKenzie confirmed that numerous stupid shit NFL franchises were involved in a penetrating dumbass bidding war for Carson Palmer.

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  2. 04-01-13 08:26 PM #2
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    Arizona - 7th rounder
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  3. 04-01-13 08:36 PM #3
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    Good riddance old man Palmer.
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  4. 04-02-13 08:27 AM #4
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    Sadly enough that dumb fukk franchise was us a few years back.
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  5. 04-03-13 09:41 AM #5
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    isnt the onion a fake news website, still the story got it right lol but the credibility of the source is definitely in doubt.
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  6. 04-03-13 12:32 PM #6
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    Its pathetic, but this is actually an upgrade at the QB position for AZ. And they basically only had to swap draft spots from the 6th to the 7th round to get him.

    Far less than what the Raiders gave up to get Palmer.

    He's obviously way past his prime. And in his prime he was never that great. But AZ didnt really give up much at all and they got a guy that can be a stop gap for 2 years while they figure out who the QB of the future is gonna be.
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