1. 10-01-12 01:42 PM #1
    LolsMcwinsey
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    Dallas -3 may be the GAME OF THE DECADE

    Just woke up in Vegas with d*** still inside this chick I met last night. I had a pounding headache so just started drinking warm whiskey. Waiting for room service to arrive. I ordered a salmon filet. N e ways Dallas -3 is a GOD play. Been waiting for this line for 10 years now. Best of luck to my following
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  2. 10-01-12 01:44 PM #2
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    Guy is too sharp, laid down 10 large on the Eagles last night, and who won? I don't even need to check the score.
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  3. 10-01-12 01:53 PM #3
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  4. 10-01-12 01:56 PM #4
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    Did u and phillybadboy tagteam that slut?
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  5. 10-01-12 01:56 PM #5
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    This guy put $100k on NCAAF bowl games last year, he's so legit. I'd tail
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  6. 10-01-12 01:56 PM #6
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    omfg..... thanx so much.

    now i feel great about the bears.

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  7. 10-01-12 01:57 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by LolsMcwinsey View Post
    Just woke up in Vegas with d*** still inside this chick I met last night. I had a pounding headache so just started drinking warm whiskey. Waiting for room service to arrive. I ordered a salmon filet. N e ways Dallas -3 is a GOD play. Been waiting for this line for 10 years now. Best of luck to my following
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  8. 10-01-12 01:58 PM #8
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    Make sure that broad isn't preggo
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  9. 10-01-12 02:02 PM #9
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    why not make it the Game Of The Century or Millineum?
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  10. 10-01-12 02:08 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by LolsMcwinsey View Post
    Just woke up in Vegas with d*** still inside this chick I met last night. I had a pounding headache so just started drinking warm whiskey. Waiting for room service to arrive. I ordered a salmon filet. N e ways Dallas -3 is a GOD play. Been waiting for this line for 10 years now. Best of luck to my following


    bossssss
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  11. 10-01-12 02:08 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by LolsMcwinsey View Post
    Just woke up in Vegas with d*** still inside this chick I met last night. I had a pounding headache so just started drinking warm whiskey. Waiting for room service to arrive. I ordered a salmon filet. N e ways Dallas -3 is a GOD play. Been waiting for this line for 10 years now. Best of luck to my following
    interpretation: guy woke up with his pecker still in his dog. has a stomach ache so he drank some warm butter milk. waiting for his mom to come home to cook his grilled cheese. dallas plays well at home, will lay $15 on them, been waiting for this line for the past 4 weeks.

    OP loves to tell these fairy tales of the life he wished he lived.
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  12. 10-01-12 02:11 PM #12
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    Dont kid yourself, this guy is the real deal.

    Quote Originally Posted by mynameismud View Post
    interpretation: guy woke up with his pecker still in his dog. has a stomach ache so he drank some warm butter milk. waiting for his mom to come home to cook his grilled cheese. dallas plays well at home, will lay $15 on them, been waiting for this line for the past 4 weeks.

    OP loves to tell these fairy tales of the life he wished he lived.
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  13. 10-01-12 02:16 PM #13
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    This game is another coinflip, just like last night...the likelyhood that chick is preggerz.
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  14. 10-01-12 02:24 PM #14
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    play on playa!
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  15. 10-01-12 02:31 PM #15
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    Lol...lol
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  16. 10-01-12 02:32 PM #16
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    You dropping 50k on Dallas?
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  17. 10-01-12 02:43 PM #17
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    What a douche.

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  18. 10-01-12 02:50 PM #18
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    Chicago @ GB was supposed to be a coinflip too. Don't tell me GB has a better defense than Dallas. Ware and Co. are going to be turnstyling that sorry Bear O-line and making Cutler go Cutler. I gave you Cincy...they said I was square....gave you SF they said I was square....gave you Denver....double square. By the way...Chicago is also older/smaller on defense. After Paris Hilton/Jenny McCarthy get thru with you...its a miracle Urlacher can still walk let alone run. Briggs is washed too. Murray looks like Murray from last year tonite...over 100 yds in a boring game. Dallas by 10
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  19. 10-01-12 02:51 PM #19
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    starting to think this is jerm's brother
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  20. 10-01-12 02:57 PM #20
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    SBR guys pulling Vegas girls? What's the catch? 500 lbs? Missing teeth? Hairy pits? .....A MAN?!?!?!
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  21. 10-01-12 03:01 PM #21
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    Forgot to mention that midget Jennings on Chicago.....Gary Coleman Jr. pisses me off because he completely sucked for my Colts but he's actually been decent for the Bears. He's still way way too short/small to hang w/Dez Bryant or Miles Austin. Big advantage there for the Boys
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  22. 10-01-12 03:03 PM #22
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    Both teams have been horrible for long stretches. I can't play this one. The cowgirls have a decent pass rush at home. Cutler is not the same QB pre injury. If I had to bet it I would play the angle that the cowgirls will keep the bears offense off the field enough to get the W.
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  23. 10-01-12 03:09 PM #23
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    penetrate the pick. tell us more about the $2 hooker...
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  24. 10-01-12 03:14 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by LolsMcwinsey View Post
    Just woke up in Vegas with d*** still inside this chick I met last night. I had a pounding headache so just started drinking warm whiskey. Waiting for room service to arrive. I ordered a salmon filet. N e ways Dallas -3 is a GOD play. Been waiting for this line for 10 years now. Best of luck to my following
    This is just sad...
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  25. 10-01-12 04:54 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by LolsMcwinsey View Post
    Just woke up in Vegas with d*** still inside this chick I met last night. I had a pounding headache so just started drinking warm whiskey. Waiting for room service to arrive. I ordered a salmon filet. N e ways Dallas -3 is a GOD play. Been waiting for this line for 10 years now. Best of luck to my following
    stick to hockey you bigot bird shit!
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  26. 10-01-12 05:31 PM #26
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    best poster on the forum
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  27. 10-01-12 05:35 PM #27
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    hahaha @ waiting for 10 years
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  28. 10-01-12 05:36 PM #28
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    Stephen Paea, Henry Melton, and Julius peppers might have 9 sacks tonight
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  29. 10-01-12 07:30 PM #29
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    impossible to wake up inside a chick! unless you kill her.
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  30. 10-01-12 08:26 PM #30
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    This guy is fuken hilarious
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  31. 10-01-12 08:33 PM #31
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    Lock of the decade right here
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  32. 10-01-12 08:35 PM #32
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    lol say goodbye to your monies
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  33. 10-01-12 08:39 PM #33
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    woke up and ordered a salmon filet..?
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  34. 10-01-12 08:41 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by LolsMcwinsey View Post
    Just woke up in Vegas with d*** still inside this chick I met last night. I had a pounding headache so just started drinking warm whiskey. Waiting for room service to arrive. I ordered a salmon filet. N e ways Dallas -3 is a GOD play. Been waiting for this line for 10 years now. Best of luck to my following
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  35. 10-01-12 09:56 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by LolsMcwinsey View Post
    Just woke up in Vegas with d*** still inside this dudes ass I met last night. I had a pounding headache so just started drinking warm whiskey. Waiting for room service to arrive. I ordered a salmon filet. N e ways Dallas -3 is a GOD play. Been waiting for this line for 10 years now. Best of luck to my following
    sounds about right
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