Say you all of the sudden become a multi-billionaire for some reason. Which professional sports team would you attempt to buy? Try to make it a team that would realistically be sold; i.e - no way the Pats would be sold right now.
My 1st choice would be the Cowboys but Jerry would never sell.
So, I think I would try to buy the Timberwolves and move them to Austin. Or I'd buy the Jaguars on the cheap and move them to San Antonio. Since both teams are fairly new, and not rooted in tradition, I would re-brand both with new names, uniforms, etc...