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    Mr KLC
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    I Think Tebow Is The Antichrist

    He is performing miracle after miracle on the field, and giving it up to Jesus Christ. He has slowly started to gain a following. After winning 5-6 Super Bowls, he'll probably become an evangelist and perform greater miracles. Eventually he'll probably tell us he is actually Christ himself, and everybody in and outside Denver will believe him. We will all be Tebowed. Beware!

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    He's not doing it all by himself. Prater is about as clutch kicking as they come. Just great overall team effort, lead by the sparkplug Tebow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frostno98 View Post
    He's not doing it all by himself. Prater is about as clutch kicking as they come. Just great overall team effort, lead by the sparkplug Tebow.
    Prater will be his false religious prophet.

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    Its up to John Elway to stop us from eternal destruction. Cut this guy, NOW!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    Its up to John Elway to stop us from eternal destruction. Cut this guy, NOW!


    Wow, three brains thought the exact same thought. lol maybe it's true. Where can I make a nice future wager on Denver to win the SB? Seriously, where, wtf put up a couple hundred.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    He is performing miracle after miracle on the field, and giving it up to Jesus Christ. He has slowly started to gain a following. After winning 5-6 Super Bowls, he'll probably become an evangelist and perform greater miracles. Eventually he'll probably tell us he is actually Christ himself, and everybody in and outside Denver will believe him. We will all be Tebowed. Beware!
    How is he the Antichrist if you think this is the future ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    How is he the Antichrist if you think this is the future ?

    You do realize this is tongue-in-cheek?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dante1 View Post
    You do realize this is tongue-in-cheek?
    When he mentions Anitchrist in the same sentence as Tebow yeah I take the comment at face value.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    When he mentions Anitchrist in the same sentence as Tebow yeah I take the comment at face value.


    What do you mean? Is this a religious thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dante1 View Post
    What do you mean? Is this a religious thing?
    Maybe, maybe not ........... Maybe go f u c k yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Maybe, maybe not ........... Maybe go f u c k yourself.


    Wow! You're one strange duck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dante1 View Post
    Wow! You're one strange duck!
    No pal quite the contrary. You definitely set yourself up for that last one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    No pal quite the contrary. You definitely set yourself up for that last one.

    What r u talking about? I simply asked you a question. I wasn't attempting to be a wise guy, I just didn't know what you meant??

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    Quote Originally Posted by dante1 View Post
    What r u talking about? I simply asked you a question. I wasn't attempting to be a wise guy, I just didn't know what you meant??
    Eeeehhhhh "fa get about it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Eeeehhhhh "fa get about it"


    No biggie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    He is performing miracle after miracle on the field, and giving it up to Jesus Christ. He has slowly started to gain a following. After winning 5-6 Super Bowls, he'll probably become an evangelist and perform greater miracles. Eventually he'll probably tell us he is actually Christ himself, and everybody in and outside Denver will believe him. We will all be Tebowed. Beware!
    Team KLC has just pulled down bad karma in the betting arena....Beware....you're doomed



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    Quote Originally Posted by frostno98 View Post
    He's not doing it all by himself. Prater is about as clutch kicking as they come. Just great overall team effort, lead by the sparkplug Tebow.
    Prater touched Tebow like that woman who wanted to be healed in the bible just before he kicked the 59 yarder. He still had some of Tebow's energy left for the 51 yarder.

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    The funny thing is Prater had more to do with this win than Tebow... yet people love swinging from Tebows nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    The funny thing is Prater had more to do with this win than Tebow... yet people love swinging from Tebows nuts.
    Tebow's the Arc of the Covenant. As someone else here said, if he needed 30 he would've gotten 30.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Team KLC has just pulled down bad karma in the betting arena....Beware....you're doomed


    That's a scary picture, Sanchez. Creepy as hell.

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    Dude...get the Mods to delete this thread before the Tebow Karma haunts you....the dude has powers beyond any of us

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    na, that's Obama

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    Pretty sure if he had Satan backing him he could find a way to complete more than 38% of his passes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frostno98 View Post
    He's not doing it all by himself. Prater is about as clutch kicking as they come. Just great overall team effort, lead by the sparkplug Tebow.
    A good kicker is a must in football. If Alabama had a kicker like Prater, they would be undefeated, not LSU. Plus the Cowgirls wouldn't have lost 2 straight... maybe. LOL!

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    You guys are fukked up

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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    Pretty sure if he had Satan backing him he could find a way to complete more than 38% of his passes.
    But the drama would not be there.

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