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    i still hate teasers

    <TABLE class="matchupBox fontsize12" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR class=evenRow><TD class=leftColumn>12/07/2011-ONLINEat09:02 PM </TD><TD class=rightColumn><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=teamCell><TABLE class=title cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=headertxtCell>[#108368902] 3 Team FB 10 pt Special Teaser (Risking: 2,400.00 - To Win: 2,000.00) </TD><TD class=statusimgCell></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR class=oddRow><TD class=dateCell>12/08/2011 - 05:35 PM</TD><TD class=idCell>NFL </TD><TD class=pickCell>[101] CLEVELAND +24-110 (B+10)
    Score: CLEVELAND(3) - PITTSBURGH(14)

    </TD><TD class=statusimgCell>WIN</TD></TR><TR class=evenRow><TD class=dateCell>12/08/2011 - 05:35 PM</TD><TD class=idCell>NFL </TD><TD class=pickCell>[102] PITTSBURGH -4-110 (B+10)
    Score: CLEVELAND(3) - PITTSBURGH(14)

    </TD><TD class=statusimgCell>WIN</TD></TR><TR class=oddRow><TD class=dateCell>12/08/2011 - 05:35 PM</TD><TD class=idCell>NFL </TD><TD class=pickCell>[102] TOTAL u48½-110 (B+10) (CLEVELAND vrs PITTSBURGH)
    Score: CLEVELAND(3) - PITTSBURGH(14)

    </TD><TD class=statusimgCell>WIN</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD class=selectCell>2,000.00</TD><TD class=selectCell>6,660.46</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

    even though i got lucky on it, i still hate teasers overall..its the biggest sucker bet going..only reason i took it was cause i loved clev and under but the hype had me worried...plus i figured i could knock out all 3 legs in one game, thats the only time i consider playing this type of trash wager.
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    haha wow you got lucky as shit on that.

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    how about this teaser?

    Green Bay -3
    New England -PK-

    -200 odds. Push cancels. Chops your NE money line in half.

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    made the bet last night and literally 2 min after i made it i was wondering why i did it..seems i just dont know how to act when there's decent money sitting in my acct and nothing coming up to bet so i start conjuring up trash bets like these..it seemed like a sure thing but there's just no value in a play like this.

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    definitely not. u got lucky. you're on the action drug right now. better cool it or you'll start tilting

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    i think u will be better off finding a straight bet..take the pack 1st q and get it over with

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    I think not. That is a great bet. Pack aren't losing to Oakland, but anything can happen in a 1st quarter.

    Pack will cover for you and then it's up to the Pats game. Or you can work it out with +330 on the skins money

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    im up 10 grand this week and 90% of it is by betting quarters and halves..best way to make money is to break the game down..**** waitin 3 hrs to cash a straight bet

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    if a game goes over most likely 3 q's of it went over at least..find ur edge..bet ..cash.. and move on to the next play..otherwise ur gonna end up like 95% of the suckers on here that look for locks and instead of picking winners they end up trying to pick things that they think wont lose

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    lol, okay.

    if want to take this bet, let me know.


    Patriots -PK-/Green Bay -3

    I'll bet it with you this way.

    150 pts to win 50 if I win.
    If I lose it, then I pay you 150.


    Push cancels. Let me know if you're in.

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    srry dude i dont bother with points..thats like betting pennies or playin fantasy stuff..gl though i hope u hit it.

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    post before games, not after, have to assume u do this everyday and don't post your losers , sorry kid

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    im not here for validation or trying to prove how great a handicapper i am..i could care less about any of that crap....i just like posting stuff here and there cause frankly i got no one else to talk about my gambling with..lol

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    right now my girl is passed out sleeping and im trying to last till 3 am so i can see how many lousy betpoints i made at bookmaker..lol..i have made 49000 since sun so far....should be good for another 15 thousand or so tonight...lol..a playstation 3 slim or an xbox 360 is only 50k points..im not a big gameplayer tho...a mackbook pro is 160k...a week of this type of action and i should have enough for it...

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    oh by the way i had plenty of losers today...must have made 15 grand in bets if not more..and the bottom line was only up like 993 bucks or so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mh217 View Post
    oh by the way i had plenty of losers today...must have made 15 grand in bets if not more..and the bottom line was only up like 993 bucks or so.




    And to think I thought you've won every single bet you posted (except the ones before the games started)

    So you show us you won a 6K teaser and looking for us to blow you. Then you come forward for the first time and be honest and say, but luckily I hit that otherwise I'd be down 5K on the day, because overall I'm only up 1K on the day.


    lol, this shit is too funny.


    I realize I messed up the numbers here now...but not editing it.
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    (Risking: 2,400.00 - To Win: 2,000.00)

    2,000.00 6,660.46

    Am I missing something here, or am i still half asleep? Shouldn't the payout be for $4400 and not $6600.46?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DA_MOSS View Post
    (Risking: 2,400.00 - To Win: 2,000.00)

    2,000.00 6,660.46

    Am I missing something here, or am i still half asleep? Shouldn't the payout be for $4400 and not $6600.46?
    That's not the payout. The 2000 is the payout, the 6660 is weekly balance. That's a Big on Sports account.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smoke a bowl View Post
    That's not the payout. The 2000 is the payout, the 6660 is weekly balance. That's a Big on Sports account.

    thanks man.. I was trying to figure it out..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DA_MOSS View Post
    (Risking: 2,400.00 - To Win: 2,000.00) 2,000.00 6,660.46 Am I missing something here, or am i still half asleep? Shouldn't the payout be for $4400 and not $6600.46?

    I was wondering why the payout was 6K as well.

    thanks for clearing it up smoke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mh217 View Post
    im not here for validation or trying to prove how great a handicapper i am..i could care less about any of that crap....i just like posting stuff here and there cause frankly i got no one else to talk about my gambling with..lol
    lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mh217 View Post
    im not here for validation or trying to prove how great a handicapper i am..i could care less about any of that crap....i just like posting stuff here and there cause frankly i got no one else to talk about my gambling with..lol


    Quote Originally Posted by mh217 View Post
    made the bet last night and literally 2 min after i made it i was wondering why i did it..seems i just dont know how to act when there's decent money sitting in my acct and nothing coming up to bet so i start conjuring up trash bets like these..it seemed like a sure thing but there's just no value in a play like this.


    Quote Originally Posted by mh217 View Post
    right now my girl is passed out sleeping and im trying to last till 3 am so i can see how many lousy betpoints i made at bookmaker..lol..i have made 49000 since sun so far....should be good for another 15 thousand or so tonight...lol..a playstation 3 slim or an xbox 360 is only 50k points..im not a big gameplayer tho...a mackbook pro is 160k...a week of this type of action and i should have enough for it...
    oh jesus im DYING over here... youre a Degenerate and you admit it, hell revel in it...

    I APPLAUD your efforts as well you late night addictions......... half of the reason i come on here is for the entertainment, just like my Craps Table/Dealers at Caesars in Vegas

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    Quote Originally Posted by mh217 View Post
    oh by the way i had plenty of losers today...must have made 15 grand in bets if not more..and the bottom line was only up like 993 bucks or so.

    ahahah MORE... CHASE CHASE CHASE....

    i think your my new favorite comedy relief on here

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    Teasers are they're saving my NFL season I'm down a half unit overall for NFL but plus 10 units on teasers

    Striaght plays 21-31 -$2653
    Teasers 21-10 +$2563

    I think teasers are fairly easy money if you just pick your spots and use common sense.

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    You can win with teasers but don't go too crazy. Limit your plays and whatever you do don't take down points. More times than not this will get you. The idea of just win is a sucker bet when you take down a 6 or 7 spread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    And to think I thought you've won every single bet you posted (except the ones before the games started) So you show us you won a 6K teaser and looking for us to blow you. Then you come forward for the first time and be honest and say, but luckily I hit that otherwise I'd be down 5K on the day, because overall I'm only up 1K on the day. lol, this shit is too funny. I realize I messed up the numbers here now...but not editing it.
    jesus christ stop sweatin me you broke clown....lol..who ever said i win every bet?..if i go on a nice run i post em..if i posted every play i made in a day here we would run out of pages..lol..stick to your petty 50 dollar bets and dont worry about how i roll

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    Nice win.

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    Congrats on your win but man this was a bad bet pregame. Need to chill on these cuz.

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    nice work

    Teasers are addicting no matter how much odds are against you

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